Chuck Norris

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The real facts about Chuck Norris
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever

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If you like that, check this out!!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1638127/
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Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date.
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Chuck Norris never made it to

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Ohhhhhh, i laughed.
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Post by EVN666 »

Mr T pitys the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's fucken head off. lol
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I know 1 things about chuck norris,chuck norris was bruce lee's favourite spar partner.
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Thats gold, thats absolute gold.

"The Chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain"

rofl rofl rofl
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Post by Zychion »

I'm sorry, but I think this one has to be posted,

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."

Thats awesome.
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This is real funny cause we had shirts made at school about chuck norris.

Chuck norris doesnt cut his lawn he just stares at it and dares it to grow.

Chuck norris douesnt hunt. the word hunt means a possibility of failure. Chuck norris goes killing.
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Post by Mick »

cheeeesy!

but so funny.
who would win out of him and mcguiver? LOL
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prob macguiver,
only cause he can make a bomb from a toothpick, a rubber band and some cottonwool :wtf:
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Post by crshbndct »

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.


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