Chuck Norris

SOWTZ · Post by **SOWTZ** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:37 pm

The real facts about Chuck Norris
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

CaptainShiner · Post by **CaptainShiner** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:17 pm

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever

Gotta Love it

chunkhead · Post by **chunkhead** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:32 pm

If you like that, check this out!!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1638127/

Junkers · Post by **Junkers** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:55 am

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date.

TD05 · Post by **TD05** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:26 pm

Chuck Norris never made it to

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ProZac · Post by **ProZac** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:36 pm

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Ohhhhhh, i laughed.

EVN666 · Post by **EVN666** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:25 pm

Mr T pitys the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's fucken head off. lol

gogomobile · Post by **gogomobile** » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:14 pm

I know 1 things about chuck norris,chuck norris was bruce lee's favourite spar partner.

Zychion · Post by **Zychion** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:48 am

Thats gold, thats absolute gold.

"The Chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain"

rofl rofl rofl

Zychion · Post by **Zychion** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 9:56 am

I'm sorry, but I think this one has to be posted,

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate."

Thats awesome.

Starquest86 · Post by **Starquest86** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:41 pm

This is real funny cause we had shirts made at school about chuck norris.

Chuck norris doesnt cut his lawn he just stares at it and dares it to grow.

Chuck norris douesnt hunt. the word hunt means a possibility of failure. Chuck norris goes killing.

Mick · Post by **Mick** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:47 pm

cheeeesy!

but so funny.
who would win out of him and mcguiver? LOL

rallidave · Post by **rallidave** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:34 am

prob macguiver,
only cause he can make a bomb from a toothpick, a rubber band and some cottonwool

crshbndct · Post by **crshbndct** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:35 pm

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

Awesome

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