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scum · Post by **scum** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:01 am

GOD DAMN ALL RELEVANT DEPARTMENTS AND THERE ASSOCIATED SUPERVISORS, MANAGERS, CONTRACTORS, SUPPLIERS, MAINTENANCE WORKERS, INVENTORS AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WAS SUPERCILIOUS ENOUGH TO THINK THEY HAD A RIGHT TO USE MY OXYGEN FROM MY PLANET WHEN THE IMBECILE THAT SUGGESTED THEY USE THIS CRAP WAS SPAWNED FROM THE UNHOLY UNISON OF WEEK OLD SEAFOOD AND CHEMICAL WASTE!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN A BIG MOTHER FU%#(R SATELLITE CONNECTION ON A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR INSTALLATION THAT WILL SINK OR EXPLODE OR JUST PLAIN CEASE TO EXIST WITHOUT IT GO SO FUGGGGIIIIINNNNNN SLOWWW?????? AS I TYPE THIS THE COMPUTER HAS ONLY GOT DOWN TO 'SINK OR...' AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH ITS A P4 FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!!! GOD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO STAND BEFORE THESE UNDER PRIVILEGED CERTIFIED IDIOTS AND RIP THERE SCULLS OUT THROUGH THERE ARSES AND BEAT THE NEXT 5 GENERATIONS OF THERE INCOMPETENT SPAWN OF INFERIOR DNA TO DEATH WITH IT TO THE TUNE OF DISTURBED’S 'STUPEFIED' BLEARING FROM WOOFERS BUILT ENTIRELY FROM THERE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING-ELSE-BUTTS!

What I am trying to say, in the nicest possible way, is the net and ‘free to use’ computers on this rig; that apparently operates somewhere in the realms of 500 dollars per minute when all is well, complete with giant satellite domes hanging off the side is worth exactly one tenth of some fat old Greek guys ‘morning glory’ floater.

Thank you for your attention….. you may resume your lives now, I feel a little better knowing I have put you off your lunch, and possibly caused you to toss your cookies all over your keyboard. Good for you.

BTW: the purpose of this post?, simple. I cant see T-shirts, nor can I log onto Netback to pay for em. Please send me a carrier pidgen and I will compensate you for due moneys with the deed to Land in the far north, a title and 4 bulls.

chunkhead · Post by **chunkhead** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:59 am

Are you using Mozilla Firefox? Because I have an addon called 'NoScript" that won't run any Java and a couple of other things until I tell it to! :?

On the other hand, if your not using Firefox, your missing out! Get rid of that spyware infested, slow as crap, anti-userfriendly, insane waste of space known as Internet Explorer!

http://www.mozilla.com/firefox/

Post by **TOMSUN** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:29 pm

scum...

You have picked up viruses from looking at porn sites which is slowing your pc down.... So stop it and get rid of them...

I'll email you a pic of the shirt... etc... I HOPE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IN YOUR PROFILE IS CORRECT...

and chunkhead... Stop helping scum get off topic.... Who knows where we will end up...???

:D

scum · Post by **scum** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:03 am

chunkhead wrote:Are you using Mozilla Firefox?

Nup, only got Internet Exploder, nothing I can do about it. I have to log into the local network, then some 'Citrix' server in Malaysia, that bounces me back to Aus where I need a third login. then a screen opens (in i.e. :roll: ) that offers a very poor selection of MicroscopicSoftcock software that would be shunned by anyone with a decent megaphone and pocket laser pointer. If I was on a boat next to some guy in the water surrounded by sharks I would not blame the bloke for telling me to piss off. well done to the oil and gas industry, good to see the guys at the top are still in touch with the common man. scuse me while I go gnaw on network cables.

TOMSUN wrote:You have picked up viruses from looking at porn sites

not possible, the Malaysian server will not allow us to view porn. why I dont know, the server contracted syphilis about 3 years ago, last I checked it is a safe house for all kinds of viruses, the entrepreneur type to those on the run.

TOMSUN wrote: I HOPE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IN YOUR PROFILE IS CORRECT...

It is. The PCS Exchange server will keep them company until I go back to work. possibly tomorrow afternoon. I just got back in to Perth today and I am awaiting further instructions....... to ignore.....

TOMSUN wrote: Stop helping scum get off topic.... Who knows where we will end up...???

What ever do you mean?
Old Bean?
know what I mean?
I can't be seen,
to act all mean,
to let off some steam,
so to keep things clean,
I'll Install a rheem,
Then hired a footy team,
And forty old drag queens,
Hoping to make you scream,
Give you a recurring dream,
Caused by there lack of cream,
It was now that I did deem,
Its possible it had been,
As painful as it did seem,
As you walk forward with a lean,
Stripped of every seam,
But your eyes still do gleam,
How could I not have seen?
You prefer it with no cream,
This can only mean,
You open the wire screen,
Behind you is a stream,
Why is it sticky and bright green,
But you dont care where you have been,
You grin like it’s a dream,
There’s nothing more between,
You and the fifteen,
Negros from Aberdeen,
Lubed up with kerosene,

I got that far with out stoping to think......... thats not healthy is it?

kodos · Post by **kodos** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:53 pm

*tomsun,

Are these still available? I* seem to have missed the initial order but am keen if there are any remaining stock?

PM sent

Rainey · Post by **Rainey** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:56 pm

Scum you are one wierd ass mofo. :pimp

rodhamp · Post by **rodhamp** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:44 pm

are there any T-shirts left? after a small azalea and a medium royal blue and a medium black one if possible?

cheers,
Rodham

NXTIME · Post by **NXTIME** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:44 pm

Thumbs up Peter :) Top work on the T-Shirts. I am wearing mine proudly everywhere :)

cannonball_kid · Post by **cannonball_kid** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:08 pm

I Would also Like to purchase one of these fine shirts also... Since I only registered yesterday, I didn't know about them until 5 minutes ago. Please let there be more shirts left...PLEASE!! :drool:

scum · Post by **scum** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:04 am

mmmmm got mine, cheers. tis cool.

Post by **TOMSUN** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:54 am

Scum,

I'm glad to hear :D

cannonball_kid

Only 2 left
1 XLarge Black
1 Medium Black

PM me your order & see the first post for payment details...

rodhamp · Post by **rodhamp** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:37 pm

Thanks to Tomsun for mine, excellent turnaround time. Got them a little while ago. Great work, love the shirts :beer

Post by **TOMSUN** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:22 am

THANKS FOR THE RESPONSE GUYS....

NOTE ALL T-SHIRTS HAVE BEEN SOLD!!!!!

SORRY THERE AREN'T MORE......

cannonball_kid · Post by **cannonball_kid** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:59 pm

Thanks TOMSUN, fast turn around and the shirt fits sweet!! Pleasure doing business!! :D

scum · Post by **scum** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:41 pm

TOMSUN wrote:I HAVE JUST REALISED ONE OF THE KIDS FROM MY SWEAT SHOP ESCAPED BY MAILING HIMSELF OUT WITH SOME OF THE SHIRTS, IF HE SHOWS UP MAKE HIM BEG IN THE STREET TO COVER THE POSTAGE THEN SEND HIM BACK, CHEERS.

Nope, haven’t seen him...... buy the way, what does 'Chin how die-ba' or some such mean while pointing at a bowl of dog biscuits?

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