Happy Birthday....

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Happy Birthday....

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LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT
MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE
PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME.
AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY
BIRTHDAY." I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL
REMEMBER. MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I
LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.
AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY, JANE SAID, "GOOD

MORNING, BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST
SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED
ON MY DOOR AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME." I SAID,
"THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. LET'S GO!"
WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. WE DINED
INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE TABLE. WE HAD TWO MARTINIS EACH
AND I ENJOYED THE MEAL TREMENDOUSLY. ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE
SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO BACK
TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?" I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN
MIND?" SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT." AFTER ARRIVING AT HER
APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME AND SAID, "BOSS, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M
GOING TO STEP INTO THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "OK."
I NERVOUSLY REPLIED. SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF
MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY CAKE... FOLLOWED BY MY
WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS AND COWORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY
BIRTHDAY". AND I JUST SAT THERE..............


ON THE COUCH..............



NAKED. :oops:
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rofl rofl
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rofl
ooops
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Post by Matt »

was that a joke or did that actually happen... if that happened.... surprise
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Post by Maronestazaman »

THATS A CLASSIC!!!!!! :pimp
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I hope it was a joke....Unless there is something you aren't telling us Dave??

LOL
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Post by Glen GSR III »

Love it, although it could happen.. i don't think there would be many guys that wouldn't be in the same position as him :wink:
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whoever the joke is based on has my support :beer
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"Um, hi honey, uh, did I tell you about the new team bonding exercise at work...?"
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not bad for the 100th time !! :D
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Wife. K.
Secretary. K.
Wife + Secretary. KK+K.
Kids. There real nice to folk like you in prison.
Wife + Secretary + Kids. Both of you.
Dozens of Friends. Whatever floats your boat, just keep the noise down.
Wife + Secretary + Kids + Dozens of Friends. They just love inbred hicks.
Dozens of co-workers. Me thinks you need to consider a career change.
Wife + Secretary + Kids + Dozens of Friends and co-workers. Sit tight, im calling the C.D.C, anyone happen to know the ETA from the nearest nuclear equipped munitions depot to HICKSVILLE?? happy birthday, I got you a trillion very pissed off photons. I hope you like.
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Post by rallidave »

SIR GSR wrote:I hope it was a joke....Unless there is something you aren't telling us Dave??

LOL
you said you wouldnt tell!
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rofl
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