multiculturisim

[rallidave]

a somali woman arrives in sydney as a new immagrant to australia,
she stops the first person she sees walking down the street and says,
"thank you mr.australian for letting me in this country"
but the passer-by says, "your mistaken, i am from ireland"

she goes on and encounters another passer-by
"thank you for having such a beautiful country here in australia"
this one says, "i no australian, i veitnamese"

the new arrival walks further, and the next person she sees she stops, shakes his hand and says "thank you for the wonderful australia"
this one puts up his hand and says, "i am from iraq, i am not australian"

she finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously,
" are you an australian?"
she replies, "no, i am from new zealand"
she is now puzzeled, and askes, "so where are all the australians?"

the kiwi sheila looks at her watch, shrugs and says,
"probably at work"

[SIR GSR]

Just as well she wasn't looking for us.....


She would have only gotten that we were all swearing at our cars and trying to figure out what nice thing to say so it starts today....

[bazeng]

the kiwi sheila looks at her watch, shrugs and says,
"probably at work"

more like at home looking after the 10 kids..

good joke though!

[airbats801]

replace that with mexicans and you have america lol. might have to be in spanish though.