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avandulls_gal
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Post by avandulls_gal »

picsorban!!! rofl
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Chryzla wrote:you have to understand, some guys (like me) look stupid if they shave there.. i did it for about a year (sorry to any friends that are now embarrased after reading that... dont be so homophobic.. anyway back to the point...

Im a fuckin gorilla, so if i shave down sizzouth it looks like i pushed the lawnmower over one part of the oval and packed it up again.

And dont even suggest i wax my whole body.. ive seen how much pain in involved with waxing.. and guy hair is thicker then girl hair!!!! so waxing me would be like trying to tow a double decker bus up a 45degree incline with a 998cc mini.

it just aint gonna happen!

now..... wait... uuhhh... nup.. i squezed all i could out of this post..
:shock: :wtf: rofl

It definately looks outta place......you could've photoshop'd it to get an idea on the look before doing it you know :wink: LOL
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Post by Chryzla »

its only hair bro lol.

hahaha avandulls_gal, you wish!! i dont think the guys on this forum would like to see pics of me lol.
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Post by toysrus »

You would think so !! LOL LOL

Send avandulls_gal some pics of the net of some old hairy canary and hopefully that'll scar him for life to never ask for pix ever again :P :D :twisted:
Computer games don't affect kids I mean if PacMan affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music :D
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Post by Chryzla »

i think avandulls_gal is a she mate rofl!!
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Post by Junkers »

We need pictures avandulls


picsorban!
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avandull
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Post by avandull »

Look.. Tits.. She's a girl.

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Post by Chryzla »

now now...

not everyone with tits is a girl :P
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Post by Miss GSR »

and not every girl is lucky enuf 2b blessed with boobies :shock:
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avandulls_gal
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Post by avandulls_gal »

And some girls are unlucky enough to have too much chest. :roll:

Just try buying a nice, supportive bra for under $60 in my size. Impossible I tell ya!
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Post by Junkers »

avandulls_gal wrote:And some girls are unlucky enough to have too much chest. :roll:

Just try buying a nice, supportive bra for under $60 in my size. Impossible I tell ya!
I know I know! it's terrible.
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Post by themoglin »

and some girls are lucky to have it all, no surgery
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Post by Chris 83JA »

talking about anyone in particular?
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Post by themoglin »

no, but you better not be thinking of anyone (but me, of course)!
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Post by Miss GSR »

like any guy/girl would admitt to thinking of anyone
else bar the other half COME ON ITS RELATIONSHIP SUICiDE
unless u dont mind joining in with the person they have in mind :oops:
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