Should my mate do a hooker?

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Should my friend treat himself to a hooker?

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Should my mate do a hooker?

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Should My mate do a hooker?
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Need More Info.............but i never done 1.
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Post by Sargeant_Khan »

hes not sure if he wants to get one. he could get a root at a club but he is just lazy. And we have heard lots of good things from this one a guy we know go's too.
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guys actually pay girls for sex? wohai

why do i get paid then? :P:P
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Post by toysrus »

I doubt the real reason is from being lazy....... :roll:

Doesn't make sense, like fuk a slut in a club once, twice possibly three times for nothing or pay for a hooker... :?

Most of the sluts in Town would be able to hold their own against any hooker so I've got no idea why your even asking this question.......to justify doing it somehow ? rofl
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Cant he just go to Flanagans? (sp?)
There are plenty of hooker look-a-likes there but suprisingly don't charge you anything o_0 ???
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Post by WidebodyWoody »

I say go for it. It ain't you. I do know I wouldn't go a hooker ever. Sure they are experienced, but the main two pluses are 1) You only have to worry about pleasing yourself. 2) You don't get turned down. And if you do, then you know your fucked up. :D
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Post by flav »

Toys...u are such a clubber. I love that life! ....well, did. Dont do naughty things as much anymore.
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Yeah get him a hooker BUT tell him you'll take care of it, then go out find him the biggest, hairiest cottage cheese smelling Wombat you can find. that'll scare him back into the clubs.

guys actually pay girls for sex?
We all do.
Drinks=$$$
Takin ladys to the movies=$$$
Going to dinner=$$$
Gifts=$$$






Trips to the STD clinic=$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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You missed the biggie....... marriage.
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Only fools get married :twisted: ,


Just say to her "look Honey, I just think that churches have become too commercial and we don't want to be a lemming and follow all the latest trends, do we?......see I knew you'd see it my way.....ring? well I could get you a ring but don't you realize that Slaves mined that gold to make that ring and we'd just be "fueling" the demand for gold causing the corporative slave drivers to hire the little Children to mine for more gold increasing the productivity by 10%? I mean if your happy to parade around wearing some trinket that was mined by an 8 year old slave then I will get you a ring. yes I do think some one needs to do something about this, No I don't think we're the people to do it. Reception!? now you want to organize some huge meal to feed 20 guest even though there are millions of people dieing of starvation every day!
Hold let me get you your white hat and wooden cross, i think these some fuel in the shed for your cross burning. really have you no Heart!?

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buy him a ticket to thailand... the women there are all over you, hookers or otherwise.
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ticket to thailand
Hey man if you go Thailand can you take my boogie board bag?
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Post by Sargeant_Khan »

hehehe got rice. The REAL reason is he IS lazy, no shit. We all pay him out about it. He came clubbing with me, slicer and rice thief. and he was there for like 30 minutes and bailed on us all and walked home after sitting down and having one drink. BTW Ricethief partys hard. Thanks for all your input though, he has been tossing the idea around every weekend. I tell him its more effort to get a hooker, coz like u said hte chicks in the club are on par with them and prob know more moves too plus! i live in ipswich, HOOKER CENTRAL.
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gotrice? wrote:Yeah get him a hooker BUT tell him you'll take care of it, then go out find him the biggest, hairiest cottage cheese smelling Wombat you can find. that'll scare him back into the clubs.

guys actually pay girls for sex?
We all do.
Drinks=$$$
Takin ladys to the movies=$$$
Going to dinner=$$$
Gifts=$$$






Trips to the STD clinic=$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

rofl

......a REAL chick would pay half of those ^ expenses though :wink:

Even gifts 'cause your not the only one supposed to remember special days :P :wtf:
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