THE LEWINSKY and KACZYNSKI Limerick competition

[flav]

THE LEWINSKY and KACZYNSKI LIMERICK


The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called "Style Invitational". The requirements this week were to use two words: "Lewinsky" (The Intern), and "'Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. The following winning entries, remember, were printed in the newspaper.....



Third place:


There once was a gal named Lewinsky

Who played on a flute like Stravinsky.

'Twas "Hail to the Chief” On this flute made of beef

That stole the front page from Kaczynski.




Second place:


Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,

"We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,

Since you made such a mess,

Use the hem of your dress

And please wipe that stuff off of your chinsky."




And the winning entry:


Lewinsky and Clinton have shown

What Kaczynski must surely have known

That an intern is better

Than a bomb in a letter

When deciding how best to be blown.

rofl

[toysrus]

rofl

[avandulls_gal]

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The winner was definitely the best

[flav]

Yes, i think we could all go for some of that.......... :D

[Chryzla]

over the shortish time period since the scandal... its sure got alot of lip-service ;)