maybe he thinks he is at the drags but its just a set of lights, and when they go green he takes off and gets done by a speed camera doing 140kmph, hence the 14.0sec? KC, do your time slips come in the mail?
I figured out the meaning of life, and since then every day just gets worse.
lolz.
Maybe he has one of those "Advanced Turbo Timers" that give you a voltage reading, and when he has his foot to the floor it reads 14.4v :?
just be careful Roger, when you start doing "13s" and "12s" you might need a new battery.