HA! forgot about that. I claim drunk manworld immunity. don’t like it? take it up with my embassy official, decoy.decoy wrote:well, it IS in manworld... where the bullshit flies and people duck for cover.
me? i'm ducking!
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I figured out the meaning of life, and since then every day just gets worse.
Warranty void if stupid.
Warranty void if stupid.
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Just call it a contemporary, interpretational piece of ones struggle to understand the workings of a scary crazy unstable madman’s mind.
Art buffs love that kind of shit.
Anyways the list is meant to be a joke! (I think :? )
Art buffs love that kind of shit.
Anyways the list is meant to be a joke! (I think :? )
I have a car. I use it to drive to work, to drive to work I need petrol, petrol cost money, I must work to make this money… it’s a vicious cycle!
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OK here you go
*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MMMMMmmmm *THUD* ZZZZzz -duuuuu hu hu hu hu huuuuu me sooooOOOoooo...... mmmmm... cordia sooooooo..... hehe....haha....BWAAAHAHAHA... i soooo kicked your Formule 1 arse with my cordia.....zzZZZZZ*
uhhhhh, shit. hey king, whats in those cookies you have in your bob the builder lunch box? the one with 'kings smart cookies, the ONLY reason why i am the smartest person alive, HANDS OFF' written in pink crayon on the top, and 'I hope one day you will understand, farewell.. Love, your mum' on the side..... uh-hu..... i see..... no, no the cookie, little round thi...... the who and the what now??!!..... Jesus, you talk worse than you type, OH! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST! SPIT THAT OUT!! now whats that stuff gonna do to cookie?..... im warning you.... ONCE MORE!!! GO ON I DARE Y- thats it, come here you, meet your new bestest friend, Mr crowbar....
whadda ya mean you and Mr crowbar are already friends?.... EWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww!!!!!!!
*MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MMMMMmmmm *THUD* ZZZZzz -duuuuu hu hu hu hu huuuuu me sooooOOOoooo...... mmmmm... cordia sooooooo..... hehe....haha....BWAAAHAHAHA... i soooo kicked your Formule 1 arse with my cordia.....zzZZZZZ*
uhhhhh, shit. hey king, whats in those cookies you have in your bob the builder lunch box? the one with 'kings smart cookies, the ONLY reason why i am the smartest person alive, HANDS OFF' written in pink crayon on the top, and 'I hope one day you will understand, farewell.. Love, your mum' on the side..... uh-hu..... i see..... no, no the cookie, little round thi...... the who and the what now??!!..... Jesus, you talk worse than you type, OH! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST! SPIT THAT OUT!! now whats that stuff gonna do to cookie?..... im warning you.... ONCE MORE!!! GO ON I DARE Y- thats it, come here you, meet your new bestest friend, Mr crowbar....
whadda ya mean you and Mr crowbar are already friends?.... EWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwww!!!!!!!
I figured out the meaning of life, and since then every day just gets worse.
Warranty void if stupid.
Warranty void if stupid.
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you have to understand, some guys (like me) look stupid if they shave there.. i did it for about a year (sorry to any friends that are now embarrased after reading that... dont be so homophobic.. anyway back to the point...
Im a fuckin gorilla, so if i shave down sizzouth it looks like i pushed the lawnmower over one part of the oval and packed it up again.
And dont even suggest i wax my whole body.. ive seen how much pain in involved with waxing.. and guy hair is thicker then girl hair!!!! so waxing me would be like trying to tow a double decker bus up a 45degree incline with a 998cc mini.
it just aint gonna happen!
now..... wait... uuhhh... nup.. i squezed all i could out of this post..
Im a fuckin gorilla, so if i shave down sizzouth it looks like i pushed the lawnmower over one part of the oval and packed it up again.
And dont even suggest i wax my whole body.. ive seen how much pain in involved with waxing.. and guy hair is thicker then girl hair!!!! so waxing me would be like trying to tow a double decker bus up a 45degree incline with a 998cc mini.
it just aint gonna happen!
now..... wait... uuhhh... nup.. i squezed all i could out of this post..
1983 JA Staz
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