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Alspos
Flucking kwankers
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by Alspos Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:07 pm
The disease fairy just came around and said you have the choice of being blind or deaf. What would you choose?
Glenjo
Enthusiast
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by Glenjo Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:32 pm
You can't drive blind, duh.
decoy
Let Me Out!
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by decoy Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:45 pm
oh yeh, you've got a hot nekkid chicky in front of you, nagging her head off, but hey all u see is the goodness and hear nothing :D go the deafness.
madeofmilo
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by madeofmilo Thu Dec 02, 2004 4:59 pm
I grab the "disease fairy's" magical wond and disease her arse!
My JA has perfect motor - FMIC - forgies - high flow head but...rusted front guards and keyed on every panel. Time to get serious or time to take it to the tip.
MelbStazz
Enthusiast king
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by MelbStazz Thu Dec 02, 2004 7:13 pm
decoy wrote: oh yeh, you've got a hot nekkid chicky in front of you, nagging her head off, but hey all u see is the goodness and hear nothing :D go the deafness.
rofl
damn straight
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CaptainShiner
Big Dorifto
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by CaptainShiner Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:14 pm
i reckon you can't go past blind.... at least you could pretend to be ron jeremy or john holmes or something
...and on the seventh day god made mercedes.... and he saw it was perfect...
WidebodyWoody
Woodwide
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by WidebodyWoody Thu Dec 02, 2004 11:24 pm
two reasons why I choose deaf.
hoongirl
Ace Girl Retraction
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by hoongirl Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:59 am
Argh I can't choose...
Blind - you can't drive
Deaf - no music!
MelbStazz
Enthusiast king
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by MelbStazz Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:28 pm
hoongirl wrote: Argh I can't choose...
Blind - you can't drive
Deaf - no music!
being a dj, i didn't even think of that.
do'h
But then i would have to get brail record sleeves. Hmmm the dilema i now face, thanks.
:x
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CussCuss
6pack esky
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by CussCuss Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:12 pm
being a dj, i wouldnt think hearing the music would matter? doof doof doof.... etc
Chris 83JA
almost postwhore
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by Chris 83JA Sat Dec 04, 2004 4:42 pm
MelbStazz wrote: hoongirl wrote: Argh I can't choose...
Blind - you can't drive
Deaf - no music!
being a dj, i didn't even think of that.
do'h
But then i would have to get brail record sleeves. Hmmm the dilema i now face, thanks.
:x
beethoven managed all right deaf
TD05
it's probably their firewall
Posts: 1404 Joined: Sun Jan 11, 2004 11:23 amLocation: Brisbane
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by TD05 Sun Dec 05, 2004 9:24 pm
hoongirl wrote: Argh I can't choose...
Blind - you can't drive
Deaf - no music!
gotta have music, blind!!
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Black JA
'throw me a frickin' bone here'
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by Black JA Tue Dec 07, 2004 1:11 pm
walk 20 metres with ur eyes closed then come and vote..
BlAcK Ja KnIgHtRiDeR
TD05
it's probably their firewall
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by TD05 Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:19 pm
Black JA wrote: walk 20 metres with ur eyes closed then come and vote..
Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles seem to manage! :D
btw I am a muso so I must go with the ears... :beer
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