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Cookiemonster wrote:Things that trouble me

Kids
Wife
Car
Darkelf
Mortgage
Work

In no particular order.
:crying I'm not at the top of the list?
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WANTSOM wrote:Parts for girls are easier to find.

Things that trouble me -

Car
Darkelf
Mortgage
Darkelf
Work

In no particular order

:D
:cry: I'm not at the top of your list either!

I must try harder :twisted:
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Hmmmm.....

current girls, ex girls.....
current cars, ex cars......

Do I have to answer this one? :twisted:
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Alspos wrote:Costs more if you fuck your car. No wait, I take that back..... :x
rofl

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Darkelf wrote:
Cookiemonster wrote:Things that trouble me

Kids
Wife
Car
Darkelf
Mortgage
Work

In no particular order.
:crying I'm not at the top of the list?
"In no particular order."
Deadset Kelfy.. how do you get thru the day without hurting yourself?
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things that trouble me... hrmmm...

-that freaky little bird that sits around my place and chirps.
-garden knomes
-anything 'fluffy'
-Oh, yegh, cars..
-work, that sucks. do you have any idea how hard it is to sit around all day and LOOK busy without doing anything? i dont know why they hired me :?
-the size of the guy next door's head
-mexicans
-toys-r-us
-monkeys
-the sun

thats about it i think.
I figured out the meaning of life, and since then every day just gets worse.

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things that trouble me...

none of my mates have turbo cars to race against.
my gf doesn't have her license and I drive everywhere
Failing exams constantly 'cos I work on my car to much.
Hi-Tech Dyno Tune in Dandenong :P
unicorns
midgets
hearing a 44 year old is still a virgin (last nights simpsons)
work - diasbled people

Thats it, ohhh and stupid little noisey animals.

Dave
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decoy wrote:i think she's upset that zac's so happy... the little shit... loves his job pffffft who's he kidding! :x i want a happy job :(
Yeh Zac's a bastard like that. I love my job, but I'd prefer an endless summer holiday thanks. Deeks! Wanna work here and give me the cash? :D
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hoongirl wrote:
decoy wrote:i think she's upset that zac's so happy... the little shit... loves his job pffffft who's he kidding! :x i want a happy job :(
Yeh Zac's a bastard like that. I love my job, but I'd prefer an endless summer holiday thanks. Deeks! Wanna work here and give me the cash? :D
and by cash, u mean 'nothing'... right?
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and by nothing you mean cash right ? :S
My JA has perfect motor - FMIC - forgies - high flow head but...rusted front guards and keyed on every panel. Time to get serious or time to take it to the tip.
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Cookiemonster wrote:
Darkelf wrote:
Cookiemonster wrote:Things that trouble me

Kids
Wife
Car
Darkelf
Mortgage
Work

In no particular order.
:crying I'm not at the top of the list?
"In no particular order."
Deadset Kelfy.. how do you get thru the day without hurting yourself?
for those of us who are not in the know, WTF is wrong with Kelfy????
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TD05 wrote:
Cookiemonster wrote:
Darkelf wrote: :crying I'm not at the top of the list?
"In no particular order."
Deadset Kelfy.. how do you get thru the day without hurting yourself?
for those of us who are not in the know, WTF is wrong with Kelfy????
Nothing. But if you're not nice he'll sick his ex-wife on yo ass.

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy LOL
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TD05 wrote:
Cookiemonster wrote:
Darkelf wrote: :crying I'm not at the top of the list?
"In no particular order."
Deadset Kelfy.. how do you get thru the day without hurting yourself?
for those of us who are not in the know, WTF is wrong with Kelfy????
Oh let me think now.....

Could be the fuckin shithouse divorce I'm going through at the moment!!!

Yes that might be it!!
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remeber good dr, marrage is the number 1 cause for divorce
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Darkelf is just fun to pick on. But he is a very nice bloke and a good friend with a nightmare ex-wife. McSab.
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