word and just type total junk monkey nonsense (loud enough for
him to hear the keys) without listening or responding to the
guy to see who would crack first.
I won. he hung up.... god it took a while though....
FYI.....
the content of my ramblings does not in any way reflect my
mental state..
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Something reeks of junk-monkey-high-on-proton-peanuts JIBBA-JABBA,
I have a half baked and ill conceived concept partially concocted while
drunk on stolen moonshine bought from a crack addict known as
shadow boxer that I met while in a mental institute when receiving
treatment for
chronically-underdeveloped-congenital-based-virally-contracted-inevitably-
fatal-inducing-self-mutating-systemically-adapting-self-reproducing-
evolutionary-anomaly-totally-immune-resistant-extraterrestrial-originated-
chemically-infused-with-necrosis-ridden-chicken-carcass-suffering-
partially-decomposed-biologically-hazardous-formic-acid-lubricated-eye-
socket-violation-in-the-form-of-vigorous-thrusting-of-blatantly-
unsanitary-discarded-medical-waste-paraphernalia-while-simultaneously-
coping-a-razorblade-colon-shredding-via-anal-probes-brutally-inserted-with-
a-jackhammer-operated-by-roger-cordia-equipped-with-his-revolutionary-
L33T-hax0r-EMOtech{TM}-systems-latest-breakthrough-incorporating-
GOTskillZ?{tm}.Uber.Secret.Blue-Tack.And.Zipties.Front.Mount.
Interheater.LagTank.-unanimously-prohibited-by-the-UN-globally-
condemned-by-every-government-and-universally-accepted-and-scientifically-
proven-as-the-leading-cause-of-instantaneous-violent-multiple-frontal-
cranial-aneurysms-triggering-phenomenal-stimulation-of-the-brains-uber-
roger-gland-known-to-excrete-large-quantities-of-a-clag-glue-like-
substance-dubbed-pickledtwit-resulting-in-body-wide-meganobersys-
otherwise-referred-to-by-experts-as-KING.OF.ONE.SAD.MOFO.LITTLE.HILL-
commonly-identified-by-at-least-99%-of-known-symptoms-including-face-
testicles-insatiable-urge-to-inform-others-of-shit-they-don't-care-
about-while-constantly-excreting-fecal-matter-from-the-mouth-and-nose-
and-experiencing-a-euphoric-sense-of-coolness-making-one-feel-uber-L33T-
by-manipulating-signals-from-the-subconscious-and-filtering-out-common-
sense-and-spoken-words-from-anyone-not-roger-then-replacing-them-
with-rubbish-sensory-input-creating-a-illusion-centering-around-a-
unanimous-global-wide-decision-to-crown-the-patient-king-of-everything-
on-account-of-NASA-and-section-7-conceding-defeat-after-countless-
failed-attempts-to-beat-said-patients-fully-sik-red-shitbox-cordia-with-
there-secret-weapon-of-a-shopping-trolley-strapped-to-seventy
-two-atomic-powered-intergalactic-FTL-class-MAG-particle-rockets-using-
graviton-elements-exceeding-the-speed-of-creation-contained-within-the-
vortex-of-a-starbucks-brand-black-hole-then-ejected-from-the-rear-focused-
antimatter-fusion-plume-nozzle-finally-exiting-through-a-muffler-stolen-
off-a-cheep-Chinese-pocket-bike-found-in-the-front-yard-of-rogers-inbred-
redneck-families-house-next-door-to-the-NASA-launch-pad-.-engineers-later-
renamed-the-project-to-Scratched.My.Balls.With.Mexican.Chili-to-save-on-
paper-and-unintentionally-caused-a-phenomenal-increase-in-the-number-of-
spectators-in-rogers-back-yard-jumping-from-just-his-immediate-family-of-
63-to-75%-of-USA's-redneck-population-totaling-94%-of-all-non-starion-
owning-citizens-within-the-US-NASA-suspects-the-other-86-thousand-people-
sleeping-on-there-lawn-are-probably-Mexican-to-which-a-spokesman-today-
said-if-there-still-there-on-Monday-they-will-be-forced-to-take-offensive-
action-and-turn-the-sprinklers-on-this-statement-was-retracted-at-5pm-
that-day-by-the-NASA-administration-after-they-left-there-office-to-go-
home-and-became-caught-in-a-huge-cloud-of-what-seems-to-be-reefer-smoke-
emanating-from-the-suspected-Mexicans-last-reports-suggest-they-are-now-
taking-a-siesta-on-the-grass-with-the-Mexicans-while-the-rednecks-jump-
over-them-on-swamp-boats-and-nascar's.
he hung up :( ahhh well....
NASA turned there attention to developing the worlds best sombrero
This paved the way for the Mexicans take over of the USA
there first order of business was the hunt down and capture that
El'Sicko dead chicken violating moron roger, once done they had to
listen to 12 hours of non stop cordia dribble while the concrete set.
they wanted to dump him in the ocean but they could not take the
talking for a second more. they pulled over and threw him in a river.
where he decomposed. killing every fish in the sea. North Korea nuked
the newly formed country of- Mexico+us&ayyyyyeeeHA! for killing
there main food sorse. China felt left out and nuked north Korea.
the dodge bloody Chinese nukes hit everywhere but north Korea,
including china.
the last few Mexicans finally realized the bright lights where not
from the angel dust laced in the weed and retaliated with there
remaining nukes...... after there siesta.....
while snoozing the edge of a sombrero contacted the launch
buttons, firing all there recently refurbished titanium encased missile
shaped hydro chambers into the wide blue yonda. Esteban Lopez
chased after them, never to be seen again. once the others realized
he had all the weed on him they hadn't the strength to move, they
died in there sleep. 3 people lived in Russia, one died when when a
grow lamp just fell out of the sky and impaled him. the light ballast
got the other. the 3rd was the Mexican Esteban Lopez, who made it
to Russia only to mistake a starving glowing radioactive mountain
lion for one of his plants.
The end.....
I hate it when i cant sleep. so its only fair that you suffer too.
