A blonde, redhead, brunette and Johnny Howard

[dims]

Prime Minister John Howard was looking for a call girl and he found three
such ladies in a local pub: a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette.
To the blonde he said "I am the Prime Minister of Australia. How much will it cost me to
spend some time with you?"

The blonde replied, "For you, Mr. Prime Minister, it will cost $500."

To the Redhead he asked the same question. She replied "I will
spend all the time you want for $1,000."

When he approached the brunette he asked the same question, she
said, "if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, and get
your pants as low as my wages, and get that thing of yours as
hard as times are now, and screw me as well as you do the public,
believe me, it won't cost you a damn thing!"

[Glen GSR III]

rofl

[decoy]

mmmmm brunette