A list for Women

[Alspos]

Stolen from mccr........

A list for Women.

1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy bear.
2. Swallow. Don't start the race if you ain't going to finish it.
3. While giving a hand job please remove all rings from your fingers, they hurt really bad.
4. Shave your ****. Seriously, shave it bald.
5. Remember that a little blood never hurt nobody.
6. There is no such thing as a fat, ugly, blow job.
7. If you ask us to any sort of dance that requires that we wear a tie, we expect a sexual favour in return.
8. If you used a vibrator and let us watch it might be the greatest moment of our life.
9. If you wonder why we will not eat you out it is most likely because; it stinks, its hairy, or it stinks and its hairy.
10. You masturbate and we know it. When you do it just let us watch.
11. Birth control is the best invention ever. Start poppin' those bitches.
12. Just cause we call you when we are drunk does not mean that we like you. It means that we need some ass.
13. Guys night out means guys night out. It doesn't mean that you and your friends meet us at the bar later.
14. If you wonder why your ass looks fat in those tight pants its because you have a fat ass.
15. If you are with us and you start to cry for any reason just get up and leave.
16. Don't think that we don't know that after we take you out and you order a salad to make us think you eat healthy that you go home and order pizza with your fat friends.
17. Once again, Seriously shave your ****.
18. Just cause you get our dick one night, does not give you any right to get it the next.
19. If we drink too much, we do not need someone to hold out hair back and act like our babysitter. We have puked before and know how to handle it.
20. After we are through with you, do not expect to make us jealous by ****ing our friends. We really don't care what you do.
21. If we cheat on you and you never find out about it, then its not cheating.
22. If we cheat on you and you find out, at least it wasn't with one of your friends.
23. Swallow (Just in case you already forgot #2)
24. We don't have a problem with watching chick flicks as long as we get in your pants after.
25. Never under any circumstances take a **** while you are around us or fart. Just thinking about it makes us sick.
26. While giving us head don't be afraid to fondle our testicles, they don't bite.
27. If you are gonna jerk us off aim properly, a nut can irritate your eye.
28. Always remember that men are the superior sex and back in the day you had to ask us if you could speak.
29. if we're about to have sex and we decline because we don't have a rubber it's not because we're scared we're gonna get you pregnant, it's that we're scared we're gonna catch something from your dirty skank ass.
30. If you swallow like you should, do not expect us to kiss you after. Sorry that's just the way it is.
31. I don't care if you do have a flavored condom, you just don't give a blow job with a condom on. Would you like us to eat you out with a dental damn?? I don't think so.
32. If we're doing it doggy style there is no reason to turn around and look at us, we're focused on your ass cheeks and that slapping sound.
33. Blood stains on our bed sheets come off with cold water, so make sure you scrub them thoroughly before leaving.
34. When we go down on you to munch on your rug and we instantly start sucking on the inner thighs rather then the clit, its because your clit smells like dead trout.
35. If you let us donkey punch you we will owe you for life.
36. Just cause we have sex with you when we are drunk does not mean that you are pretty or that we like you. It means that you were our only choice.
37. If we dance with you for more than 15 mins at a bar we expect you to come home with us.
38. If you think that you are ugly, we probably do too.
39. Don't count on us saying we love you, its just not going to happen.
40. If for some reason we do say we love you its only because we want to have sex immediately after we say it.
41. Just cause you have our phone # doesn't mean we want you to call us . If we want to talk then we will call you.
42. If you invite us over to watch a movie it would be awesome if we watched a porn instead of a movie.
43. If you can't dance then you most likely suck in bed. So stop trying to dance and start having more sex.
44. Hmmmmmmmmm......Girls in Thong's.......Yummmmmmmmmmmm
45. If you are fat the only way you are going to get anywhere in life is to give a great blow jobs. Sorry that's just the way it is.
46. A sure way to keep a guy around for a while is to have anal sex with him. We can't put into words how it feels.
47. You don't have to ask our permission to make out with another chick. Just do it but make sure we are there to watch.
48. In case you didn't read #4 and # 17 let me repeat... Shave your ****!
49. Guys don't have sex or make love, WE ****!
50. You can impress us if you can swallow our entire load without dripping or wiping your mouth afterwards.

Seriously ladies this list is the truth and all guys think this way. If your b/f says that he does not agree with these then he is either a fag or he does not have the balls to admit it like I just did. This list is all that you need. Take your seventeen magazines or whatever the hell that you read and burn them or something, those quizzes in there do not mean squat!....

[Chryzla]

whoever wrote that is a shovenistic pig!

[Bangbus]

Not even going to dignify that with a comeback. Grow up.

Lighten up thats funny! what a champ!

[Bangbus]

and shave your ****

[avandulls_gal]

It's not funny. It's just purile and degrading, not only to the women it's aimed at but to you and your intelligence. If you want to treat women as sexual objects, disrespect them and demand things of them just for your pleasure with no responsibility on your part don't expect them to respect you or think you're funny for it.

And as for my previous post, I stand by it. Pity I took it down.

[grumbly]

I laughed...so did the mrs....the list she has is far worse.

[avandulls_gal]

There are enough people around who actually believe that type of thing. Who believe that they can demand that kind of thing off women just becasue they are a man and who believe they can buy sex with a $5 drink and who will rape women for it. I have a friend who was raped because the guy decided he had the right to have sex with her because she danced with him. To have that kind of attitude go around as a joke just makes it seem legitimate.

[toysrus]

I'm with avandulls_gal on this one

I did think it was funny at first but after a couple lines it really does get bad........there is a line and this has crossed it

[Junkers]

Yea that sounds like something a tradesmen would say :roll:

wait..

[fr335tyl3r]

I'm with avandulls_gal on this one

I did think it was funny at first but after a couple lines it really does get bad........there is a line and this has crossed it

this coming from the man with the flashing bush as his picture...hrm

[bigmoz]

and the person who backs him up has a pick of the guy in sin city who would kill girls and eat there flesh... btw this will have no relavance to people who havent seen sin city

but although this list is quite "shovenistic pig" type list i think that people are taking to it to seriously... it is ment as a joke.. altough i might not agree with everything if anything on it, i am still able to see the funny side, its not ment to be serious............. and untill next time "take care of yourself, and eachother

bigmoz :pimp

[Junkers]

Dude, the " :roll: " isn't there for nothing, I was just pointing out some irony in my point of view.. I'm training to be a tradesmen yet I don't agree with that.

And the avatar is there because I think silhouettes are cool looking, not because I like eating girls

[Bangbus]

i might not agree with everything if anything on it

Do you like hairy ****?

[decoy]

well, it IS in manworld... where the bullshit flies and people duck for cover.

me? i'm ducking!

[SpidersWeb]

Well I found it hilarious, and I find it hilarious because most of it is true. Guys shouldn't 'expect' anything, but that list is meant to be more of a parody about what a man really wants, rather than an actual rulebook for women. So relax already.

Also

34. When we go down on you to munch on your rug and we instantly start sucking on the inner thighs rather then the clit, its because your clit smells like dead trout.

I found that hilarious in paticular, because thats exactly what I do in that situation.

Edit: removed one of my sentances, way too much information