The Funeral

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A promenant and much loved heart surgeons casket was in front of the curtain that had a large heart made of red roses on it and when the eulogies were finished the heart opened up to allow the coffin to pass through and closed up again .One of the mourners could not suppress a laugh and was quickly told to show some respect and funerals were no laughing matters by people near him The man quickly appoligised saying that he couldn't help it as he was thinking about his own funeral .When asked what would be funny about his funeral he said "i'm a gynocologist "