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scum · Post by **scum** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:38 pm

I went and bought a Laptop, I have wanted one for ages so I figured what the hell and spoilt myself.

On my way home, still haven’t taken lappy out of bag.

Hide lappy under shirts and crap on floor.
Lock the Ute and went into red rooster.
Realized I forgot pocket change and returned to car.
broad daylight, ppl everywhere middle of busy as car park.
glass everywhere, no one saw a thing.
No shit, 25 seconds.

Website · Post by **WidebodyWoody** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:45 pm

Thats bullshit, sorry to hear mate.

Junkers · Post by **Junkers** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:46 pm

That's pretty insane, are there camera's in the car park?

scum · Post by **scum** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:10 pm

nup, no cameras.

there where at least 6 or 7 ppl within 15 meters of the car when I came back, no one saw anything.
look, over there, its a shadow, its a cloud of smoke, NO! its a black c*&t with my laptop.

Rainey · Post by **Rainey** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:55 pm

Fucking hell! Dirty scamming pricks.

So whats the deal now? Buy another one? Report to police?

chunkhead · Post by **chunkhead** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 5:33 pm

Fuck!!! :x

tmz_99 · Post by **tmz_99** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:12 pm

my condolances to your electronic wife-replacement.... :(
claim on your house and contents, no1 saw that either, neither will the cops with their efficiency..

scum · Post by **scum** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 10:25 pm

tmz_99 wrote:my condolances to your electronic wife-replacement...

Report it as a kidnapping you reckon? never thought of that. hrrmmm......

tmz_99 wrote:claim on your house and contents.

dont got none. and if i did, some prick would probably steal it.

Rainey wrote:Fucking hell! Dirty scamming pricks.

So whats the deal now? Buy another one? Report to police?

All I can do is report it, but its as good as gone.
all the OEM software was in the bag, im sending off E-mails to have the product ID for windows, office and the virus scan flagged as stolen, also the serial number from the computer itself has been reported, if they connect to the IBM website (and a few others I think) it will cause a little red light covered with gaffer tape down in the janitors closet to start blinking. all sounds well and good, but that wont tell them WHERE the thing is, just that some visually repulsive, excessively fat, dirty filthy vile smelling sociably challenged man whore is looking up kiddie porn with it..... come to think of it, no matter how many windows they smash they will never be able to pilfer an account for dial up or ADSL, and there probably not aware that you can exchange money for services other than a flagon or a glue stick, so it will probably just knock around some squalid shit hole of a homes west house until one of there 'underprivileged', good for nothing dole-leach-in-the-making kids decides to throw it into the fire in the lounge room partly to see what happens, partly to just start shit, but mostly because he ran out of floor boards and door frames to burn.
I have to get rid of the ol’ Ute me thinks. This is not the first time they have broken into it, about 2 months ago they lifted my off shore bag, up-ended it, stole my electric shaver then scattered everything around the back of some workshop 2 streets away. The time before that they stole all the change out of the ashtray; I could deal with that, but the little thieving ‘shunned and disowned by evolution itself’ rejects stole the ashtray to boot, man that still pisses me off. I suspect the ‘tradesmen’ looking hilux triggers something in there brains that is strong enough to get through the haze of Tarzans grip and leaded petrol and gets them thinking about ‘Ute floor change’ and ‘Tradesman buy smokes by the carton’
I just wish everyone would go back to stealing stuff from really rich people or big faceless corporations and leave my shit the hell alone. Better yet, PAY THE BILL FOR ALL THAT OXYGEN YOU STOLE, THEN GET THE HELL OFF MY PLANET…….
AND LEAVE ALL THAT ‘CHURCH OF SCUM’ PROPERTY THE F#*K ALONE ON YOUR WAY OUT! Pricks.

P.S. I am not a racist, I recognise the good in every race and understand they all have there place in the way of things. I have nothing against indigenous Australians. Far from it in fact, I firmly believe everybody should own at least two..... Just wanted to be clear on that……

NXTIME · Post by **NXTIME** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:54 am

I smell a conspiracy...

Did you do a check of the local pubs for any PC bargains?

You have email. ;)

rodhamp · Post by **rodhamp** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:17 pm

:glare: :glare: :glare: ...to the

that did this shit

Mick · Post by **Mick** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:06 pm

thats fuckin so gay. no wonder people get punched in the head when caught in the act :glare:

airbats801 · Post by **airbats801** » Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:08 pm

thats when you break out the street sweeper, rearrange their face, grab your shit and walk off. Fucking scamming theiving mother fuckers need to be put in their place.

Austarion

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