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WHO SAID MEN AREN'T SENSITIVE
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.
They get back to his apartment and she notices that his
bedroom is
completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of
cute
small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly
medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge
enormous
bears
on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection
of
teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not
to
mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his
sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each
other's
clothes off, .... After an intense night of passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow,
the
woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was
it?".................................................................
..................................................

The guy
says:...............................................................
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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

That is a classic LOL


Gotta get me some teddy bears.....(I'll only need big ones ;))
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SIR GSR wrote:rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

That is a classic LOL


Gotta get me some teddy bears.....(I'll only need big ones ;))
Doesnt that mean your easy to impress, lol
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JD_Stazza_Brendan wrote:
SIR GSR wrote:rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

That is a classic LOL


Gotta get me some teddy bears.....(I'll only need big ones ;))
Doesnt that mean your easy to impress, lol
Nah it means he's married and if he gives out small bears he wont be getting any in future
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Post by Miss GSR »

No it means Ray is giving out too much info :wink:


And his never home anyway and when he is his little girl is attached to him :P
................And his not easy too impress, I compete with a stazz 24/7 :(
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fark thats funny rofl
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Miss GSR wrote: ................And his not easy too impress, I compete with a stazz 24/7 :(
well ill fix that tomorra for ya aye?
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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