Question Time.
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avandulls_gal
- Mine is bigger than yours
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I didn't did it! Nobody saw me did it and even if I did did it, I didn't mean to did it!
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avandulls_gal
- Mine is bigger than yours
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- Location: Hobart
I tried - but someone beat me to the post. I was going to say you were very funny, especially your 4am rants.
Do you do your best thinking in the early hours of the morning, or just your funniest?
Do you do your best thinking in the early hours of the morning, or just your funniest?
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avandulls_gal
- Mine is bigger than yours
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- Joined: Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:25 am
- Location: Hobart
I tried to "enter question here"...it kept telling me my computer had performed an illegal operation and I would be arrested and taken to Prison immediately.
There's a neighbour of mine who pisses off his balcony which is above the carports. Will urine damage your car?
There's a neighbour of mine who pisses off his balcony which is above the carports. Will urine damage your car?
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WHO CARES???!!! he is pissing on your fu@#*ng car!!! go over there--
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when his wife is out and strut your stuff, then when he gets all comfortable and thinks he is gonna get lucky BAM! down goes igby.
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when his wife is home and have a heated argument with him about wanting to keep it and how abortion is wrong bla bla bla.....
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when he has a family get together and give him the old 'but you said you loved me, you said you would leave her for me boo-hoo-hoo' routine.
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get that lazy good for nothing BF of yours to get off his fat arse and act like a man for once in his life. or just bribe him with promises of 'a special treat tonight'. I seem to fall for that one. for the record the couch is not a special treat. :x
do I hear any takers for number 4? with the one time offer of avandulls_gal getting avandulls beating of a lifetime caught on camera?........ come on, you know you want too say yes..
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when his wife is out and strut your stuff, then when he gets all comfortable and thinks he is gonna get lucky BAM! down goes igby.
2..
when his wife is home and have a heated argument with him about wanting to keep it and how abortion is wrong bla bla bla.....
3..
when he has a family get together and give him the old 'but you said you loved me, you said you would leave her for me boo-hoo-hoo' routine.
4..
get that lazy good for nothing BF of yours to get off his fat arse and act like a man for once in his life. or just bribe him with promises of 'a special treat tonight'. I seem to fall for that one. for the record the couch is not a special treat. :x
do I hear any takers for number 4? with the one time offer of avandulls_gal getting avandulls beating of a lifetime caught on camera?........ come on, you know you want too say yes..
I figured out the meaning of life, and since then every day just gets worse.
Warranty void if stupid.
Warranty void if stupid.
thats a difficult one. because i would if i wanted to, but dont know if i could because i might not if i did but i didnt if i should, then i might have to because they told me to, but then i might get shot because i did.
why did mitsubishi put a TC06 on the starion? :( (its so small i have to pull down my pants when i open to bonnet to prove that i dont need to compensate with a big turbo)
why did mitsubishi put a TC06 on the starion? :( (its so small i have to pull down my pants when i open to bonnet to prove that i dont need to compensate with a big turbo)
1983 JA Staz
you better believe it, and it wont be fast either, first ill start on your legs so you cant run away, then chew each finger off one by one............. I seem to be a platypus :x
what is your idea of a sick joke?
what is your idea of a sick joke?
I figured out the meaning of life, and since then every day just gets worse.
Warranty void if stupid.
Warranty void if stupid.
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avandulls_gal
- Mine is bigger than yours
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My idea of a sick joke - Rodger. I've been trying very hard not to give him the pleasure of attention, but I'm only human.
What's the average number of guesses it takes for the pimply twenty something driving a commodore in the supermarket car-park to correctly guess what the starion (aka "wow, that's a sick looking car! I bet it goes as good as it sounds") is?
What's the average number of guesses it takes for the pimply twenty something driving a commodore in the supermarket car-park to correctly guess what the starion (aka "wow, that's a sick looking car! I bet it goes as good as it sounds") is?
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Glen GSR III
- guess its me thats broke
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They can guess for as long as the like :roll: , if they're driving a commodore they're obviously to fucken stupid for anything other than basic motor skills and mild brain activity.
Is "roger the queen" banned again?
Is "roger the queen" banned again?
82 GSR III starion (respray nearly complete!)
83 JA Starion...Daily Driver
01 KTM 520 trail bike (reason the staz isnt finished yet)
83 JA Starion...Daily Driver
01 KTM 520 trail bike (reason the staz isnt finished yet)
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DasKar
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But don't you just love someone who thinks their Ford/Holden is a sports car and how nothing can touch them????A sports car with 4 doors!It takes a lot of brain activity to shift a auto manually and still none of them like talking about the old days of group A and so on reason being that all the euro/jap cars flogged all of the aussie cars-nuff said
83 JA w/ TC06/T4 Highflow,ported airbox with VPort BOV,3 inches and FMC,nearly re registed!! Many Thanks to Flav for Switches!!!!!
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