If you think it might offend someone, chuck it in here where the wusses don't look!
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by scum » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:49 pm
fight to the death between you and dumbo the elephant.
if i have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey eats one of my roosters feet what do you have?
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by gotrice? » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:06 pm
An ass kickin?
Now that your rooster has only one leg, the chickens shall find him to be less of a alpha male so……..will the chickens turn to my donkey for monkey?
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by scum » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:29 pm
I can only speculate that you sir, are an idiot.
would anyone find the real answer of 'one foot of my cock in your ass' offensive?
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Zychion
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by Zychion » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:50 pm
Hey man, I still don't get it
When was the last time you threw up that wasn't provoked by Alcohol!!
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by gotrice? » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:00 pm
I just threw from the fact that scum is trying his best pickup lines on me………
Sometimes it pays to play dumb
Am I really an idiot
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by scum » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:09 pm
do you really want me to answer that.
does anyone wanna explain that joke to Zychion?
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by gotrice? » Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:34 pm
Usually when a mommy loves a daddy they do cretin thing for fun and good feelings………but some daddies aren’t happy with just mommy so they go to a magical land called Sydney and march in a parade with other daddies. Then at the end of the parade the daddies go to a “gay” bar which is a magical place void of all boobies and tuppy, here they drink magical drinks like sex on the beach and c@ck sucking cowboys. Then at the end of the night they pair off and play hide the “rooster” in the Donkey….....
You going this year scum??
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by born4u2nvm3 » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:06 pm
i like that
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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by scum » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:19 pm
no, im not going. but if i ever do i will ask you for advice as you seem to have listed everything bar the best hotel.
anyone else find his...... abundance of information suspicious?
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by Glen GSR III » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:21 pm
not suss really.
I was told you went together last year
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by gotrice? » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:35 pm
True, True but i went for the lesbians
How long do you plan to live?
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by scum » Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:36 pm
he is dead already. he just doesn’t know it.
Who has a problem with me placing a fatwa on a austarion member?
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by avandulls_gal » Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:13 pm
I'd thank you to keep your fatwa to yourself, you dirty dirty boy!
are we there yet?
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by decoy » Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:20 pm
oh, we were in the gutter a long time ago... hell, we're thru the manhole straight to the sewers..
i can't think of a question... can you?
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by avandulls_gal » Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:26 pm
I think the problem is thinking of the RIGHT question to ask
Like....
Who should I vote for in the next election? Douche Bag or Turd Sandwich?
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