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gotrice? · Post by **gotrice?** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:03 am

Feel free to add yours

A man goes out to a nightclub, and hooks up with the hottest bird he's ever met, they go back to his place and have fantastic sex. Laying there panting the man looks down to to see that the woman is stroking his penis , "Do you want to go again!?"...."No" "I was just admiring your penis......I really miss mine".

Junkers · Post by **Junkers** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:07 pm

ahahaha

bigmoz · Post by **bigmoz** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:25 pm

little red rideing-hood is walking through the woods when all of a sudden the big bad wolf stops her, and says... "show me your tits". then little red rideing-hood lifted up her dress and said " why dont you just eat me like the book says"

bigmoz :pimp

SIRIUS · Post by **SIRIUS** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 3:50 pm

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

pregnant.

Why were shopping karts invented?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs..

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink... :beer

chunkhead · Post by **chunkhead** » Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:46 pm

Why do women wear white at weddings?
Aren't all kitchen appliances white!?

What do you do if your wifes sick?
Move her bed into the kitchen!

Why did the women cross the road?
That' beside the point, what was she doing out of the kitchen!

What do you say to a women with a black eye?
Nothing, she's already been told twice!

Why do the have windows in kitchens?
So women can see their point of view!

The list goes on...

bigmoz · Post by **bigmoz** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:53 am

chunkhead wrote:What do you say to a women with a black eye?
Nothing, she's already been told twice!

wouldn't that be a woman with two black eyes...

bigmoz :pimp

grumbly · Post by **grumbly** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 12:18 pm

no, it's polite to give them one warning....

Website · Post by **WidebodyWoody** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:55 pm

What do you do if you see an aboriginal man with half a head running down the street??

Stop Laughing and reload

iXNAY · Post by **iXNAY** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:00 pm

How do you give a woman an orgasm?

Who cares.

fr335tyl3r · Post by **fr335tyl3r** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 4:17 pm

What does a blonde say during a porn movie?

There I am!

silo · Post by **silo** » Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:15 pm

A seal walks into a club.... LOL LOL LOL

dims · Post by **dims** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:01 pm

Yeh i was gonna say its
What do u tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin, uve already told her twice

Land Rocket · Post by **Land Rocket** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 2:35 pm

silo wrote:A seal walks into a club.... LOL LOL LOL

This is the BEST!!

rofl rofl rofl LOL LOL

redzone · Post by **redzone** » Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:47 pm

was it a CANADIAN club??!! bwahahahahahahahahah rofl if u listen 2 triple j you`d get that..

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