Lesbian Neo Nazis

Darkelf · Post by **Darkelf** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 1:38 pm

I would just like to say that Centerlink is run by a bunch of:

Feminist, Lesbian, Fascist, Dwarf, Neo Nazis with bad haircuts and the brains of a Rocking Horse!

Apologies to anyone who may be Feminist, Lesbian, Fascist, Dwarf, Neo Nazi, have a bad haircut or be a Rocking Horse.

Arrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh!!!!

And flame me if you want, I don't care!

ProZac · Post by **ProZac** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 2:08 pm

i, for one, wouldn't mind some background info to this rant.

hoongirl · Post by **hoongirl** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 3:28 pm

I, for two, wouldn't mind some background info to this rant. :D

scum · Post by **scum** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 4:27 pm

screw the background info-shminfo, centerlink suck. so do all other government departments that in some small, insignificant way think they are doing you a massive favour by doing there job. poorly.

Darkelf · Post by **Darkelf** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 4:37 pm

Scum, In the Uk they call it "Jobs worth"

"Ooooo sorry mate can't elp you with that un, more than my jobs worth!"

"call this number"

"but you deal with this"

"no can't help you, call this number"

"but I need some information from you that your dept deals with"

"no can't help you, call this number"

"but this isn't even Centrelink?"

"still need to call this number"

"well thankyou so FU**IN much"

Arrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggh!

WANTSOM · Post by **WANTSOM** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 6:54 pm

So Kimbo what did the big ugly girls do you mate. Did you see a nice Harley and go for a closer look?

My mate hates Indians, he went under protest to Centrelink when he lost his job. Guess who served him at the counter. Guess who told her to go f*ck herself and walked out.

BTW - by the sounds of it you were lucky enough to get one of the more attractive ones.

scum · Post by **scum** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 7:41 pm

jobs worth - shit all?

"can you plea--"
"nope, sorry, im on lunch"
"but your sitting at a terminal typing away!"
"then im busy."
"but the other guy said--"
"I don’t care what the other guy said, im busy. cant you see?"
"but I pulled the cable out of your monitor over 5 minutes ago, and your still typing"
"well I definitely cant help you now."
"why not?"
"I have to call internal tech to come fix my broken monitor"
"its not broken, I just pulled the cable out to see it you where really doing anything, just plug it back in"
"I cant"
"why not?!?!?"
"I’m not allowed to, now excuse me while I call them"
*ring - ring - bla-bla-bla-bla-bla- click*
"he will be here sometime between now and Christmas"
"ok, when he gets here give him this"
"whats this thing?"
"that’s the cable I pulled out of you phone before you made the call"
"I have to go now"
"go where?"
"lunch."
:x :x :x :x

Project2501 · Post by **Project2501** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 8:06 pm

Centrelink is cool. Been there maybe 4 times, and now Im on the payroll :) I also have more beef with the other people that are lining up than the counter workers since most of them dont shower, dont brush, dont discipline their kids etc..

Next batch of stickers i want "powered by Centrelink"

cheers

tom.

gav · Post by **gav** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 10:25 pm

it's all government departments :( 4 1/2 years of my F$*KING LIFE down the drain for my defence force helicopter pilot testing all because D#(KEADS don't follow correct procedures....

grrrrr now i'm angry :glare: :glare: :glare:

need a lie down - or some sambuca ;)

hoongirl · Post by **hoongirl** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 2:53 pm

i, for one, wouldn't mind some background info to THIS rant.

sambuca would be alright too...

TD05 · Post by **TD05** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 3:27 pm

Project2501 wrote:
Next batch of stickers i want "powered by Centrelink"

yeah!!!! funny rofl

CaptainShiner · Post by **CaptainShiner** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 9:27 pm

I just don't get government departments. People say they work for a government department. What they really mean is they attend a government workplace. I should know, I was once one :D

Rev · Post by **Rev** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 12:53 am

Next batch of stickers i want "powered by Centrelink"

I was going to buy a Camira for a shitter a couple of months ago with "chrome" plastic hubcaps and get that centrelink sticker made up for it!! Was gonna have:

POWERED BY:

Centrelink
Super Cheap Autos
K-Mart
3A Racing
Sound 4

along with "THIS IS A BIG STICKER" on the back window.

And yeah, Centrelink sucks. I had a female room-mate, then after a month or so, we starting going out (this was years ago, we are now married)... we certainly were not what you'd class as a defacto couple or sharing expenses or anything... but because we were technically together and under the same roof, 2 months down the track she got a bill from centrelink for $1600 for scamming the system and her payments were cancelled...? WTF?

Project2501 · Post by **Project2501** » Fri Mar 05, 2004 8:28 pm

hehe I cant take the credit for that sticker. I saw a freshly painted VK with said sticker and I thought it was a crackup.

cheers

tom.

sigmaproject · Post by **sigmaproject** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 3:09 pm

Do any Starion owners actually have jobs???

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