I cant send Pm.

[King cordia]

of coarse im real,i dont have a internet at home,But i do have a computer,but not with internet,so im still thinking should i get the internet.Its like $3.50 per hour to go on internet.

[Cookiemonster]

For the love of God please don't get internet access at home.

[JPC]

...so im still thinking

I don't believe you. There are some pre-requisites to thinking which you'd have to prove that you possess. Quarter-mile times aren't it.

[NXTIME]

this must be a hoax, some sad arse austarion member had to take floorit one step further, they set up an account on CP to establish some history then came here for some fun. it is NOT POSSIBLE for a human brain to manage beating a heart and breathing, then act, spell and use grammar as bad as this guy. NOT POSSIBLE. that is why he doesn’t want anyone to meet him, he doesn’t exist. you sad, sad person.....

As much as I would love for that to be true, with regret, I have to confirm the existence of the king arseclown.

[Cordzboy]

The fact that it's so obviously annoying you would certainly be enough reason for me to do it :D

The fact is that you did it for no reason.Man even cp had more sense than you.

The fact is I didn't do it, because I'm not a mod. CP had about the same level of sense that I did - when I suggested they finally ban you, everyone agreed and you got your arse kicked out LOL

[TD05]

shit I'm surprised he can spell 'tosser'

this guy's gotta be made up, he reminds me a bit of 'floorit'

is he??? I mean, made up, he can't be for real... seriously, maybe he is floorit's little brother...

[TD05]

of coarse im real,i dont have a internet at home,But i do have a computer,but not with internet,so im still thinking should i get the internet.Its like $3.50 per hour to go on internet.

Kingcordial , I don't think you can fit a whole internet in a house, maybe just a bit of it..

[Chryzla]

id like a house just big enough for the porn section ;)

[Junkers]

'Art'

[King cordia]

Administrator-can you activate my pm priveledge.I would understand if you had 1000 complains of me pm personal abuse and other crap to members,then you would have every right to block my pm to members,well i havent and will never do.

[Cookiemonster]

Dearest King Cordia,

Thank you for your complaint. We are here to provide the best possible service our users deserve and take every complaint seriously.

We are currently looking into your situation and will get back to you at the earliest possible convenience.

However, if you are unhappy with the service you are being provided here then please feel free to seek out an alternative forum provider.

Kindest Regards,
Cookiemonster.

[starion007]

Cookie

I know that I am playing devils advocate but after reading his latest posts in the "any tough car here" string I belive that behavioural reform is nigh and that another chance may be in order :)

Regards
starion007

[Cookiemonster]

*checks Starion007's temperature*

Are you feeling OK? Come over here and sit down. Take a load off. You've been working too hard.

[WidebodyWoody]

King Cordia, your usage of these forums is purely by Privledge only, it is not a right. So if your privledges are removed, it is warrented.

[scum]

*checks Starion007's temperature*

Are you feeling OK? Come over here and sit down. Take a load off. You've been working too hard.

dont worry, i had him put down :( it was for the best. of course i had to put snail pellets in his beer to make the frothing at the mouth thing look realistic, but i couldn’t stand to see him like that. :(