Any tough car in here

[fr335tyl3r]

*Claps roger* Where's the slip buddy. I'm gonna say slip or ban.

[scum]

but i DO want to know how the event went. just not from him. so i got me a dialog from this guy i know, see... and he was there. he was.

'some bloke showed up in a NA cordia with a spray painted silver radiator made to look like an IC, i thought he was joking around but it turns out he was serious. the guy that screwed him said it was a cordia turbo that was setup for drag and could beat anything. the really weird bit was after his tenth loss of the night averaging around 20.5sec a run he still got out and started jeering the guy who beat him like HE had kicked HIS arse! damnedest thing i ever saw'

'did he give up in the end?'

'dunno, i saw he was trying to top up the engine oil through the dip stick, then i spotted him 2 hours later coming back with more oil, i tried to tell him thats what the cap was for but he went off the deep end. something about thats where you drain it out from, and how he is head mechanic for the NASA V6 turbo super-dooper car and my name must be scum or something.'

'jeez, these poor kids, they go through there entire lives thinking where the weird ones. must be hard, at least they humour him. Gives him something to live for I spose….'

[scum]

hrmmm, while sitting here thinking that king getting a chance at life must clearly disprove the existence of god i had an interesting thought.

if there was nothing before the beginning of time, nothing been the equal opposite of something, like light is the equal opposite of darkness, and one can not exist without the other, how did nothing, which is a thing, come about before something? or was nothing purposefully created to allow something to evolve? and why would something go to all the effort of bringing something in to existence then let king have a go?..... hey wow, i think thats brains leaking out of my nose....

[scum]

awww crap, i think i know. king is the equal opposite of evolution. if you de-evolve everything eventually you get nothing, that means he must have been the original nothing. and its logical to assume if he cant read now then he had buckles chance zillions of years ago when he walked straight past the sign 'NO NOTHING BEYOND THIS POINT'
damn, that sure as hell put a crimp on being alive.

[scum]

Also explains how he missed out on one of mankind’s earliest evolutionary steps, communication. He was already here, sitting under a rock waiting for cordias to get cheep enough for him to afford.

[toysrus]

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[StarionPWR]

I didnt do well.
best i could manage was 14.4,with the 2.1 60 ft,i raced a honda integra type R,he red light but i still won at the end.he was like 2 cars behind ,me.

Ya dont think you beat him because he saw he red lighted and wasn't racing you anymore do you? or could you see him boosting? rofl

[nashstyle]

Nah he saw it VTECing

[King cordia]

I saw to people from the serios perfourmance video's,a sierra cosworth turbo,it had a glass seee throught bit of intake manifold,The other guy and car was the Honda S2000 from serious performance videos 8,he was doing 12 seconds,it was loud as.
The honda integra car was vteching all the way,he did not back off.there was alot of nissan 200sx's,odd rotary,som1 plashred oil on track,45 min wait till it was cleaned,Ahh i did not win any money for reaction times,Thre nigth was not that cold it was like 19 degrees so.

Freestler man-What i can offer you is if i take photos and send to you,by post,or if you havre a PO box,thats if you dont trust me.I can send you like 15, 14 second time slips,my reaction times-.002,.007,.009.mmm my 2.1 60 fter.

Can i ask you all if you experience wheel spin in 3rd gear on boost in wet,Mine does all the time.

[Cordzboy]

Wheelspin in the wet? Man, that must really be something!

[RiceThief]

I can wheelspin in 2nd gear in the work van does that count?

[grumbly]

PO Box 40
Ingle Farm SA 5098

post em if ya dare

[fr335tyl3r]

How bout you just let me come and see this car of yours?

Omg uleh...you spun the wheels in the wet in 3rd...dood i was just out on the road then and my car was getting sideways in fourth when it hit boost till i backed it off...not exactly bragging rights mate...its WET, shit happens

[WANTSOM]

KingCordial,

I am constantly amazed how you beat the 6 million other sperm to the egg.

[JPC]

Can i ask you all if you experience wheel spin in 3rd gear on boost in wet,Mine does all the time.

KC, you've gotta stop oiling your tyres - it's really bad for traction.