Why I hate Commodores.

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iXNAY
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Post by iXNAY »

my mate told me this:
"The only thing these cars are good for are laying out rubber!"
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and they do it oh so well, commos are skid cars.

I do quite like them, wouldnt mind a nice white vs exec manual 5.0, no wing, some side skirts and a front bar, lowered a little and some nice mags, rumbly exhaust with an engine that has a bit of work done, maybe an underbonnet blower. Perfect family/tow car.
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CussCuss wrote: wouldnt mind a nice white vs exec manual 5.0, no wing, some side skirts and a front bar, lowered a little and some nice mags, rumbly exhaust
hey cusscuss, come to Knox City shopping centre in melbourne, 'cos about 300 other guys have had the same idea.

No dissing just joking :P
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Post by Matt »

go on someone find out how many vn's were made
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i dislike anything that shares engine parts with
-steam trains
-1930's bore pumps
-horse drawn buggies :?

the only reson they took off here is if you break down in the middle of nowhere yo only have to find a windmill, some fence wire and a stick and you have yourself a new engine.
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scum wrote: the only reson they took off here is if you break down in the middle of nowhere yo only have to find a windmill, some fence wire and a stick and you have yourself a new engine.
LOL rofl
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Post by Junkers »

Don't forget the rubber band
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StazzyBabyYeah wrote:Don't forget the rubber band
you only need that if the auto trans shits itself. :D
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scum wrote:i dislike anything that shares engine parts with
-steam trains
-1930's bore pumps
-horse drawn buggies :?

the only reson they took off here is if you break down in the middle of nowhere yo only have to find a windmill, some fence wire and a stick and you have yourself a new engine.
You forgot

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ahhh, that explains those houses with grass higher than the gutter line. must own a Holden lawnmower. takes 2 days to start it then you look at the path down the side of the house and think about its turning circle..... f%#k that.
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Post by greenstaz82 »

when i think commdores i come up with , flanos , pluggers , beer , peg leg skids and under age girlfriends :)
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Post by avandulls_gal »

When I think of bommodores, I think of the guy from college who answered every question about his car, no matter what it was, with "well, I dunno, I think the diff's f****d".

I also think of flanellette, cigarettes, beer, very bad teeth, mullet hair cuts, tight black jeans, the names "dazza" and "chazza", and Launceston (don't ask me why, but i'm telling you, that town is like a commodore magnet)
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Post by Chryzla »

pfft, id have one any day of the week over a falcon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by TD05 »

it's not the cars I hate so much as the people who drive them... :D except for Alspos of course, only because he drives a Starion :D
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Post by SOWTZ »

well around my area behind the wheel of every commo' is a family man/woman or a 'wog' that thinks its the most fully sik thing on the road.
as said good car for laying out rubber.
(Note: i do not mean to offend any one with this comment)
I have a car. I use it to drive to work, to drive to work I need petrol, petrol cost money, I must work to make this money… it’s a vicious cycle!
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