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Re: efdef

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King cordia wrote:No its not a cordia with bent/broken valves,like somone said earlier.
The Cordia you bought on eBay with the DASH Engine has broken the Valvetrain into bits which means that more then likely the valves are bent and the pistons damaged. Don't come crying wondering why the DASH Engine is slower then your old stock Cordia one afterwards :x
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your a nurse! some people will be leaving hospital pretty unhappy/injured

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jus the otha day,I was doing my nursing in da hospital. told Mrs Smith don worry mrs smith, wev fixed your heart . Didn't do no mods, your al still stock, just plumbed you up to my sik as intercooler piping. Its my special design so youl be doing 12 second passes and eating scud missiles for breakfast. She aksed me why the dokdor was yelling at me bout how he couldnt understand a word on my chart caus my spelling an gramma is so fully sik. I told her,don wory,hes jus jelous.
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Re: efdef

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King cordia wrote: First of my occupation,im a nurse.
Rogercordia wrote:Im 2nd year app mechanic
The 2nd quote is off cordiapower :? :?
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Post by Junkers »

I think he said he was a mechanic so everyone would think he knows what he's on about.
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Post by avandulls_gal »

To think that anyone could get through a Uni course in medicine and maintain such low spelling and punctuation proficiency, and end up in a career that requires attention to others' needs when they are obviously so self- absorbed.... I doubt that very much.

Either there is some serious trolling going on here to just stirr us up as much as possible, or there is some serious bullshit being dribbled.
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I'd say he is in High School. No adult would humiliate themselves like this.
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Re: efdef

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nashstyle wrote:
King cordia wrote: First of my occupation,im a nurse.
Rogercordia wrote:Im 2nd year app mechanic
The 2nd quote is off cordiapower :? :?
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Post by jrod82 »

A mechanic is like a nurse for cars.

or

A nurse is like a mechanic for people.

or

Roger is a tool.

I think we'll go with option 3..
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Post by Chryzla »

ahhahahahhaha

this is a total crack up.

king cordia. your a wanker!
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Post by StarionPWR »

kingcordia, as a so called nurse i think it is your duty to admit yourself to the pshyco ward immidiately and dont pass go
Im sure i good shrink can fix you up and make you realise your car is in fact slow and the reason you think you beat everyone is because they are in fact parked on the side of the road when you flick your amazing switch
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Post by King cordia »

NO it is NOT the dash engine with broken valvetrain.
I was a apprentice mechanoic whem i left shcool,im i finished my 1st year,i would be a 2nd year mech if i were to go back in the trade.My currant occupation is nures.

Like som1 said earlier,yes i see my toggle switch as a elecytronic boost controller,dual stage.
Early specs of cordia im getting.
1.non intercooled,8.5 psi
2.80 000kms on engine
3.compression test is excellent.
4.factory exauast system
5.15.2 quatre mile time.As previous owner has mentioned.
My dash powerd cordia is like a ferrari,in a cordia chassis.
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Post by fr335tyl3r »

bets that the reason KC doesnt want me to go around and take pics is he doesnt actually own a car and is 15 years old.
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Im 23 man.finished hsc in 2000.
did nursing studies since 2002.
cert 1
cert II
cert III
cert IV
in nursing.when i was doing my first year i was already doing conversions in cars,NON of the class mates had any clue what to do,they were like sir can you bleed my brakes,sir can you find this and that.Non were smart enugth to attempt any mod on there car. Bloddy pafetic.Im working at home like a frigin fully qualified mechanic.
My dash powerd cordia is like a ferrari,in a cordia chassis.
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You're still coming to Wakefield, right?
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