Scum's attention fix

[RiceThief]

I bid 50c.

I bid $1, it looks kinda like et, should be worth abit.

[avandulls_gal]

shit, shoulda made it a bit more permanent!

[Cookiemonster]

I retract my bid.

[RiceThief]

I retract my bid.

does that make me the automatic winning bidder?

[avandulls_gal]

ummm...welll, ahh, this item comes with it's own do-it-yourself construction manual:

"1) take the chip packet, henceforth referred to as the oversized 'head' and use tape to suspend from a wall, curtain, window, whatever. 2)take 6 of the beer cans and pile on top of each other to create 2 columns which will henceforth be referred to as 'legs'. place these underneathe the 'head', being sure to suspend the 'head' at a correct height to sit atop the 'legs' 3) take another beer can and suspend from the chip packet, between the 'legs' with tape to form the 'body' as per Scum's avtar's smaller-body-than-head depiction. 4) Cut the ends of another couple of beer cans and stick to the 'head' as eyes. 5)complete with dogy decorations and candles or weird sacrifices (not included)"

[RiceThief]

now that i know how to make it, can i retract my bid too?

[avandulls_gal]

but you don't have the original limited edition parts!!

[sucka]

* sucka logs on to austarion, sees post titled "scums attention fix"*

* reads posts, experiences a horribly escalating sense of fear when he reads scums extremely violent monologue*

* fear turns to terror upon the realisation that "Shit this crazy loon knows where i live" *

* In total desperation he contacts the police witness protection program and gets relocated to an undisclosed safe house and changes his identity*

THE END

[RiceThief]

but you don't have the original limited edition parts!!

Thats ok, i'll just buy some cheap chinese copies and pretend they're limited edition, doesnt if matter the words on the can and chip packets are misspelt