Amish Paradise

[tmz_99]

An Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall. They were amazed
by almost everything they saw--but especially by two shiny silver
walls that could move apart and slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen
an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in
my life. I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching in amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheelchair rolled her way up to the moving walls and pressed
a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a
small chamber. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched
the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They
continued to watch until the last number was reached; then the numbers
began to light in reverse order.

Finally the walls opened again, and a gorgeous 24-year-old Blonde
stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son.................

"Go get your mother"

[Junkers]

hahaha if only it existed, a 'hot' machine

[decoy]

rofl