EdumaCatIon.

scum · Post by **scum** » Mon May 02, 2005 3:32 pm

Well, I got stuff done. I looked at the funny crank in the widebody for the first time in some detail. The little extended bit turns out to be pressed in. ‘I can get that out with a bit of screw-drivering’ I thought to myself. ‘no, I better go get a slide hammer or I will spend all day on it get really pissed off and break something’ so off I toddle to gets me a slide hammer. I return some time later and try to set it up… ‘too small, too small, too small, too big….. DOH! Now what am I going to do?’ so I decided to try ramming the slide hammer attachment into it and cocking it sideways in an attempt to pointlessly break something. It made a nice ‘CLUNK’ noise when it fell out all by itself and hit the floor, turning the crank into a standard starion one. This has led me to believe that those mushy white things in my head are actually some type of optical device and perhaps serve other proposes besides that of perving on the sectary. I made a mental note to remember this for future reference. I filed this right next to my other recent brilliant mental note, which goes something like: When on aircraft while totally pissed (and still drinking) the totally innocent 8yo girl they sit next to you is not so innocent, this can be proven by the lack of aforementioned pissed cu@*s wallet by the end of the flight. Needless to say, this has caused a multitude of problems over the past couple of weeks, to the point where the phrase ‘slowly slowly catchy monkey’ was uttered, to which I replied ‘what the fuck does that have to do with anything?’. This then prompted me to change the name on the LCD screen of his office phone to ‘TOOL’. However, Mr. monkey catcher was not as stupid as I thought, as soon as he noticed the change he moved offices. This has highlighted a major problem with our phone system, and that is that 2 phones cannot display ‘TOOL’ at the same time, so I had to settle for ‘MONKEY’ on the other. So to sum up, gearbox in widebody, still needs hydraulics, 8yo girls are thieves, booze at altitude is good, monkeys smell, too phones cant say ‘TOOL’ at the same time. I think that about covers it. Consider yourselves educated. Punk.

gav · Post by **gav** » Mon May 02, 2005 3:43 pm

i am now enlightened oh great one

Junkers · Post by **Junkers** » Mon May 02, 2005 4:00 pm

‘slowly slowly catchy monkey’

What does this mean? :?

scum · Post by **scum** » Mon May 02, 2005 4:04 pm

something like 'if your slow and patient you will get what you want' I guess the guy who came up with it wanted a monkey?

Chris 83JA · Post by **Chris 83JA** » Mon May 02, 2005 4:45 pm

love your work scum, if you release a book when you've finished explaining the whole process, i'll buy it for sure

WANTSOM · Post by **WANTSOM** » Mon May 02, 2005 5:22 pm

Oi there Scummybunny,

Glad to see you're still alive and breathin'. Twas starting to get a wee bit boring without you.

Maybe the title of your book of knowledge could be Scumlogik.

jono · Post by **jono** » Mon May 02, 2005 5:57 pm

have another drink wise master scum

decoy · Post by **decoy** » Mon May 02, 2005 9:04 pm

rofl

where is the sectary?

NXTIME · Post by **NXTIME** » Mon May 02, 2005 9:51 pm

Scum, do you know how to access your PM box? ;)

scum · Post by **scum** » Mon May 02, 2005 10:58 pm

decoy wrote:rofl

where is the sectary?

smart arse. replace 'where is' with 'you noob' and 'sectary' with 'secretary' i have to stop trusting the spell check. it thinks its spelt right but cant give me a definition of 'sectary' this only proves my theory on those optical gadgets being good for something, now i just have to figure out how they work..... maybe if i pull this bit out... ouch.....

NXTIME, no, i don’t know how to access your PM box, give me the password and i will try it again for ya..
hehe...

bits for conversion. so far.
* gearbox
* starion flywheel
* clutch, thrust bearing and so on...
* custom gearbox cross member (just an extension, easy stuff)
* starion tail shaft
* hydraulics
* clutch pedal box and associated bits n pieces
* hole saw for firewall
* manual brake pedal
* the little thing that screws on to the other bit.
* basic but hard to reach bracket (custom) that hangs under the dash to support the non firewall end of the clutch box
* pop the stupid f*&@ing little steel bush thing out the back of the crank
* tin snips (hole in floor just a little bit small)
* manual centre console
* lock nut for the pintle shaft
* alcohol
* Mexican pizza.
* one of those 'weeble' balloon men
* a copy of the WWII German porn film 'Love Camp 7'
* me.

HAPPY NOW??!!

Chryzla · Post by **Chryzla** » Tue May 03, 2005 7:50 am

my god......... :pimp

scum · Post by **scum** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:54 am

yes my son?

gav · Post by **gav** » Tue May 03, 2005 11:04 am

you do realise scum i will never be able to take one of your posts seriously :D :D :D :D :D :D

hmm methinks u need to come over to SA for a drinking session lol - or even better, when i go to syd next fly over aswell and have afew scotches with the stazza crew n me - always an interesting night :D w00t!!!!

Chris 83JA · Post by **Chris 83JA** » Tue May 03, 2005 11:06 am

scum wrote:yes my son?

rofl
that's funny on so many levels

flav · Post by **flav** » Tue May 03, 2005 11:20 am

rofl
Wow...another sic mind! Love it...!!!

Austarion

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