Must Read.

[flav]

I got this email today...The title was 'must read'.. at the end you will know why....................... rofl




I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for

over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends

encouraged me, and my girlfriend was a dream.

There was only one thing bothering me, very much

indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was 20 years of age, wore

tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.

She would bend down when quite near me and I got many a

pleasant View of her underwear.

I spent a great deal of time thinking about this---she

never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over

to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that

soon I was be married, and she had feelings and desires for me

that she couldn't overcome, and really didn't want to overcome.

She told me she wanted to make love to me just once

before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said

"I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with

it just come up and get me".

I was stunned, frozen in shock as I watched her go up

the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and

threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there a moment, then turned and went straight

to the front door.I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I

walked straight to my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With

tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,

"We are very happy that you have passed our little

test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.

Welcome to the family".



The moral of the story is.....:

Always keep your condoms in your car. :D

[WidebodyWoody]

I knew that was the ending. Awesome wasn't it.

[flav]

I hate condoms, so i would have got busted...DOH!

[ProZac]

I hate kids, so i wouldn't have :P

[NachoMan]

Yeah that's a good one.
That came through my e-mail about a month ago...

:)