Things people say

C Fernance · Post by **C Fernance** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:02 pm

What is the funniest/wierdest thing you have heard your partner say during sex?

My girlfriend is involved with the church alot, and last night we were making out. First off were the usual moans, then she started crying out "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck" then basically screamed as she cum (shes very vocal if you hadn't guessed). Almost straight away she then calls out "Forgive me Father".

I didn't know what to say to that, i wasn't expecting it at all.

tmz_99 · Post by **tmz_99** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:11 pm

Junkers · Post by **Junkers** » Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:26 pm

rofl It would of been more strange if you had said "Your forgiven".

I love this..

By day he is mild-mannered Chris Fernance, by night he becomes...ASTRON-man. "Defender of all things Scorpion, from the evil forces of COMMODORE-man"

decoy · Post by **decoy** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 12:50 pm

StazzyBabyYeah wrote:rofl It would of been more strange if you had said "Your forgiven".

I love this..

By day he is mild-mannered Chris Fernance, by night he becomes...ASTRON-man. "Defender of all things Scorpion, from the evil forces of COMMODORE-man"

LOL rofl LOL rofl LOL

damnit chris why didn't you say that!!!

WANTSOM · Post by **WANTSOM** » Sat Apr 16, 2005 6:23 pm

I'd be suspicious of her dad, but thats just me.

C Fernance · Post by **C Fernance** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:45 pm

I actually met her dad tonight. He busted us

He was pretty cool about it though. Just gave me the usual talk about looking after her, treating her right, etc.

gav · Post by **gav** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:05 pm

HAHAHAAH aww poor chris - not exactly the best way to be introduced to the olds !!! rofl rofl

i got some interesting tales - but i'm too well known here and they would all be used against me at some stage (as most things are!!!)

NachoMan · Post by **NachoMan** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:54 pm

Thanks for sharing :roll:

Post by **Alspos** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:41 am

C Fernance wrote:I actually met her dad tonight. He busted us He was pretty cool about it though. Just gave me the usual talk about looking after her, treating her right, etc.

After you've done stuff to her you wouldn't do to a farm animal LOL

decoy · Post by **decoy** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 7:44 pm

"Fuck, Fuck, Fuck" then basically screamed as she cum then calls out "Forgive me Father"

-her father runs into the room "you called darliWHATTHE FARRRKENELLA ARGHHOHHNOOO..."

WANTSOM · Post by **WANTSOM** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 9:50 pm

The lowest poll in Australian male history is "who hasnt been busted by your girlfriends father while making out".

Poor Chris, does the deed then grilled by her daddy. Funny stuff. Hope it didnt take the shine off the moment. :beer

decoy · Post by **decoy** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:50 pm

:beer

Chryzla · Post by **Chryzla** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:15 pm

Never been busted by a father or a mother. HOWEVER, been walked in on by, my mum, her mum, her sister (oohhhh she should have joined in), and her brother.

Ah i miss my ex, those were fun times. its obvious you are gonna get busted if even after 2 years you are having sex 3+ times a day :P

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