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C Fernance · Post by **C Fernance** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:25 am

I currently have an opening for the position of my full-time girlfriend.

The successful applicant will be aged between 16-25, and will preferably live in the Newcastle or Maitland area. A healthy interest in cars would be beneficial, along with the willingness the get down and dirty under the bonnet when the need arises.

Prior experience is not a prerequisite as full on the job training can be provided. Own transport preferred but not essential.

Regular bonuses of nights out, chocolates and flowers will be on offer if you are the successful applicant.

Please send a copy of your resume to my PM inbox ASAP.

cheaterparts · Post by **cheaterparts** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:47 am

C Fernance wrote:I currently have an opening for the position of my full-time girlfriend.

The successful applicant will be aged between 16-25, and will preferably live in the Newcastle or Maitland area. A healthy interest in cars would be beneficial, along with the willingness the get down and dirty under the bonnet when the need arises.

Prior experience is not a prerequisite as full on the job training can be provided. Own transport preferred but not essential.

Regular bonuses of nights out, chocolates and flowers will be on offer if you are the successful applicant.

Please send a copy of your resume to my PM inbox ASAP.

16 - 25 Y/O can you check to see if there mum is free

cheater

hoongirl · Post by **hoongirl** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 11:58 am

LOL I bet there's a good story behind this...

C Fernance · Post by **C Fernance** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 2:02 pm

Story is that i'm single and my friends were going to place a personal ad as a joke so i decided to beat them to it with my own one. :D

Website · Post by **WidebodyWoody** » Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:25 pm

Bad news, the majority of us are guys.

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