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Paradoxx · Post by **Paradoxx** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:26 am

http://www.gorskys.com.au/articles/sex-positions.html
Some excerpts:
Snail Mail Style - Like cyber-sex and phone-sex, but through the postal service. Takes a little longer, and both partners seem to lose intrest after a while.
Hoochie Style - You recognize this style when it's like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway.
Frigid Style - You lay there he lays there and nothing happens.
The 6.9 - A great position screwed up by a period. rofl

Junkers · Post by **Junkers** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:40 am

Ninja Style - I go in, I go out, you never know I was there.

rofl

Website · Post by **WidebodyWoody** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:34 am

You always use that way dont you LOL

Glenjo · Post by **Glenjo** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:02 pm

Yoda Style - The mind trick must you use, if nookie you want :pimp [/b]

Post by **Alspos** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:20 pm

rofl Self-actualization style - Scream your own name when you come. rofl

Junkers · Post by **Junkers** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 2:37 pm

WidebodyWoody wrote:You always use that way dont you LOL

Only on you woody

Paradoxx · Post by **Paradoxx** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 5:13 pm

CLASSIC:

Cowboy style - Once you've engaged in intercourse tell her that her sister is a better bonk than her and see if you can hang on for eight seconds!

MelbStazz · Post by **MelbStazz** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 7:11 pm

Alspos wrote:rofl Self-actualization style - Scream your own name when you come. rofl

rofl rofl

Ye har cowboy...... rofl
classic

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