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[jrod82]

mmmm, a photo of a group of aussie rape victims... :o



different

Now now, just because the citizens of Red Hill, Victoria partake in such activities doesn't mean that the same things happen in the rest of Australia. But they probably do rofl

[Glenjo]

Funnily enough, Google.com.AU search results show a return of 50,700 matches for 'New Zealand sheep sex', while Google.co.NZ returns only 4,180 matches for 'New Zealand sheep sex', me thinks some one is in denial :roll:

Amongst these returned results are in detail examples of why all Australian registered sheep should avoid vacation to New Zealand under all costs.

'sheep shagger

someone who generally cums from a rural location who owns big velcro gloves to get a really good grip on the wooly sluts, the dedicated sheep fucker will hire a plane and take the sheep for a parchute jump easing the reluctant sheep out using his cock naturally the sheep will back into the perv as it has no parchute, once airbourne the sheep wil have no option but to grab onto the sheep shagger for dear life as it gets buggered to fuck all the way to the ground, it all adds to the pleasure. Also a leisure centre in aberdeen!

Stop fuckin my wife you sheep shagger'


'sheep shagger

Any person from wales, new zealand and especially Derby. Any derby county fan is a sheep shagger. They like making love to those wooly bastards.
Used mainly by Nottingham Forest fans agaist the derby sheep shag scum.

Piss off you sheep shagging bastards (to any derby/wales/nz fan)'


'Sheep Mongerer

The art of selling a fellow pervert a sheep for sexual favours. Also known as "Pimping" a sheep. This art origonated in Scotland then branched out to other European countries, such as New Zealand.

<New Zealand Man> I know we got a lot of sheep, but *FUCK* man, don't look at us as a business oportunity you sick Dutch sheep mongerer!'


'New Zealand

Small insignificant country off the East coast of Australia. Sheep are the main delicacy of this country.'


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... hagger&r=f

[MelbStazz]

rofl

[decoy]

haha, whoever wrote that had WAAAAY too much time on their hands

[Defective]

[quote="Glenjo"]Funnily enough, Google.com.AU search results show a return of 50,700 matches for 'New Zealand sheep sex', while Google.co.NZ returns only 4,180 matches for 'New Zealand sheep sex', me thinks some one is in denial [quote]


me thinks someones jealous....... :D :D :D

im not sure whats more disturbing... the direction this thread is heading, or the fact that you searched google for sheep sex. :o :o :o

[Glenjo]

me thinks someones jealous....... :D :D :D

im not sure whats more disturbing... the direction this thread is heading, or the fact that you searched google for sheep sex. :o :o :o

Okay this is getting a bit personal now. you hit a bit of a nerve with that one, kind of made me sit and think for a second, and after some deep personal reflection and uncharted exlporation into my own mind it dawned on me, maybe i AM jelous of your nations army of sheep lovers, maybe i too wish one day Australia's sheep industry could have the emotional and sexual support needed to get these poor little misguided bundles of wool through the mayhem of their wild lives, from first born to lamb schank served with gravy and a side of garlic mash. but, then again possibly work is just very quiet at these moments of time, everyone else is off busy, so im resorted to taking the piss on someone through the use of the keyboard and monitor sitting infront of me..

...so the following jokes can be found in Allan Peases' "The Ultimate Book of RUDE AND POLITICALLY INCORRECT JOKES"

Why do New Zealanders make love to sheep on their back?
So they can tongue kiss them.

Why do New Zealand race horses run so fast?
They heard what happened to the sheep.

"You gonna shear that sheep?" the tourist asked the Kiwi farmer?
"No way!" said the farmer. "I'm not sheering her with anyone, get your own!"

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them, but a search revealed they were in the next field with a dirty big Kiwi behind them.

Toby had a little lamb.
His case comes up next Friday.

[tmz_99]

how do australians find kangaroos in the grass?
delightful

why wasnt jesus born in australia?
couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin.

why do birds fly upside down in australia?
not worth shitting on..

[NachoMan]

Doesn't stop you living in Oz does it Tom...

Or do you fancy yourself as a European traveller merely passing through?

:P

[tmz_99]

Doesn't stop you living in Oz does it Tom...

of course it doesnt..:D Australia is a fairly nice place if you ignore all the xenophobic idiots..:P If people dish it out they gotta be able to take it back as well.. hehe..:D:D

[decoy]

If people dish it out they gotta be able to take it back as well.. hehe..:D:D

very true