The Canberra Barber shop

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The Canberra Barber shop

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Tim, Julias first bloke & Tony Abbott somehow ended up side by side in the same barber shop.
Both were being worked on by different barbers& not a word was being spoken as the barbers feared that it would turn to politics.
As both shaves were finished Tims barber reached for the aftershave and Tim quickly stopped him saying jokingly "no thanks Julia smells that she will think that I have been in a brothel "

Tonys barber said " how about you Mr Abbott ? "and Tony replied "go right ahead my wife wouldn't know what a brothel smelt like "
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OLD FART wrote: As both shaves were finished...
As both slaves were finished...

Must have been a typo Rad.
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enthuzed wrote:
OLD FART wrote: As both shaves were finished...
As both slaves were finished...

Must have been a typo Rad.
Frank your eyes must be seeing things that I can't so I guess have you been sniffing that snake oil you are peddling :? :) rofl
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:wtf: :o LOL Rad, perhaps you've got bigger problems than your eyesight...ignorance & narrow-mindedness. Seems like you've taken an improvement to the joke personally...

Just maybe you don't get my reference to slaves...call me & I'll explain it to you with examples.
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enthuzed wrote::wtf: :o LOL Rad, perhaps you've got bigger problems than your eyesight...ignorance & narrow-mindedness. Seems like you've taken an improvement to the joke personally...

Just maybe you don't get my reference to slaves...call me & I'll explain it to you with examples.
Wow Frank you seem unduly upset by my light hearted reference to the product you sell .
For what it's worth I use another so called "snake oil "product in my cars and was involved in MLM years ago and had the product referred to as snake oil on occasions when I called on people to market it .
Absolutely nothing taken personally can't help stirring occasionally it's just my twisted ? sense of humor :D
I guess you were referring to the barbers as being wage " slaves " whereas I was looking to see if I had posted incorrectly and didn't pick up on your play on words before I posted , maybe I am a bit slow to catch on at times :( :oops: LOL
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