want stuff - perth

scum · Post by **scum** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 1:50 am

hi, need

- old buggerd hatch gas strut with good chrome bar (to fix shocks in my bike :D )

- lhs metal pop-up light cover, prefer one that is damaged on the front sloppy bit but good ontop. cant bear to cut up good parts :?

- cordia or starion elec mirror controler thingmy-bob

- loads of cash and hot sexy chicks

- someone to finish my car

- monkey in a suite. prefer purple one (monkey, not suite), house trained, answers to "Morice", can wash cars, cook/clean, get beer, non-smoker.

Rev · Post by **Rev** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 2:32 am

- monkey in a suite. prefer purple one (monkey, not suite), house trained, answers to "Morice", can wash cars, cook/clean, get beer, non-smoker

The purple ones are getting hard to find.

stariontron · Post by **stariontron** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 8:56 am

scum wrote: - monkey in a suite. prefer purple one (monkey, not suite), house trained, answers to "Morice", can wash cars, cook/clean, get beer, non-smoker.

i have just the monkey you need.. ah crap, no wait.. mine chain smokes... brb...

bad monkey! BAD MONKEY!

also had a set of crappy old struts but i fear i chucked them out :?

scum · Post by **scum** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 4:34 pm

thats the way stariontron, spank that monkey! spank it good.

if you find the struts anywhere let me know, mabey you can u get the monkey to drop them off?

if you want to part with the monkey i have a box of zyban stuff around somewhere........

decoy · Post by **decoy** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:12 pm

rofl naughty money!

i think wantsom has a couple of mirror controler thingmy-bobbies for sale. maybe even the other stuff too. shipping shouldn't be much for the small stuff!

Cam · Post by **Cam** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:45 pm

How much will you pay for the monkey?
im willing to make a purple monkey suit and wear a suit.
I dont smoke, i can cook, clean, serve beer, and my real name is morice

Oh and you can put me on a lead and walk me down the street and make me dance to attract your sexy chicks and steal their money

But i wont finish your car

If the money is right it shall happen

stariontron · Post by **stariontron** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 8:02 am

if anyone remembers orion, he is out of the starion parts business now, but he still has a few things in his garage, you could give him an email and ask him if he has some struts? o_rion_@hotmail.com

Austarion

want stuff - perth

want stuff - perth

Re: want stuff - perth

damn monkey

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