TOUGH QUESTIONS

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TOUGH QUESTIONS

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TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's
had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.





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Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES
You just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note!
Keep reading...

Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember: Amateurs...built the ark. Professionals...built the Titanic.

And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?






It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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There you go...
Know all of the facts, so that you can make an informed decision.

'Nuff said.
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Re: TOUGH QUESTIONS

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TD05 wrote:TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Candidate B
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
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sounds like my father. dont forget the beating up on his wife and f*cking his secretary.
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as in your dad boinked his secretary?? hey - thats not very nice....
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'boinked' - thats a funny word.
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Urban Dictionary -- definitions of boink.

boink

boink, a word used to fill any action you use in a sentence

i was boinking last night. i boinked her hard. did you get boinked on the head. your such a boinker.
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scum wrote:Urban Dictionary -- definitions of boink.

boink

boink, a word used to fill any action you use in a sentence

i was boinking last night. i boinked her hard. did you get boinked on the head. your such a boinker.
just boink off Scum.. :glare:
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why is your pengiun so sad? its wearing a crown, it should be happy!!
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i wish i one day have a secretary....a hot one...and boink her.... :wtf:
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you don't happen to smoke a cigar do ya ja??? ;)
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On that basis

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Gav for PM. :o
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tmz_99 wrote:why is your pengiun so sad? its wearing a crown, it should be happy!!
that's the best it can do for now...

followed the link to your stazz, when are you gonna paint it???
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all about the $$$$.. :(
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