Funny stuff from China

If you think it might offend someone, chuck it in here where the wusses don't look!
Post Reply
User avatar
Alspos
Flucking kwankers
Posts: 4107
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:09 pm
Location: Melbourne
Contact:

Funny stuff from China

Post by Alspos »

Thought you guys may be amused by a few things I saw while overseas avoiding Deeks.

Had lunch in a restaurant near Laoshan mountain. This setup is for the ceiling fans in the outdoor dining area
Image

I love these trucks. Note the family inside :)
Image

Baby seat, China style.
Image

Can you notice anything odd in this pic? It's outside a new shopping centre they are finishing up.
Image
I cracked up when I noticed it. Very Chinese way of doing things.
User avatar
WANTSOM
Pushing my luck
Posts: 2115
Joined: Mon Jan 12, 2004 1:43 pm
Location: Sydney

Post by WANTSOM »

Nope, give us a clue
Never argue with an idiot, it brings you down to their level and they beat you with experience.
User avatar
Alspos
Flucking kwankers
Posts: 4107
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:09 pm
Location: Melbourne
Contact:

Post by Alspos »

Look harder. When you notice it, you'll wonder why you didn't see it sooner.
kiwieurospec
Enthusiast
Posts: 605
Joined: Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:21 pm
Location: Christchurch,New Zealand

Post by kiwieurospec »

Is that tree blocking the way in?

Baby seat stuff is crazy, while in Turkey I saw not one baby seat or even children secured in seats and they drive like nutters.
1985 Widebody Factory Four Wheel Steering
1986 Euro Spec-ABS,LSD etc
User avatar
Alspos
Flucking kwankers
Posts: 4107
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:09 pm
Location: Melbourne
Contact:

Post by Alspos »

Another one, from the notice board in the factory I was at.

Image

KiwiES....yep....lol
enthuzed
Austarion Occupant
Posts: 3578
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2004 1:21 pm
Location: Melborno
Contact:

Post by enthuzed »

So what are we looking at Al in the photo of the buildings? It's pretty obvious what you were thinking with the pic of the names.
I'm surprised you haven't come up with a whole heap more. Not that you need to leave Melbourne to do that: For example there's a Chinese restaurant in Heathmont called the "Shat Inn".
Reduce fuel costs by 15-20% & cut emissions by 1/3rd...
Increase engine performance & prolong engine life...
How?
Click the website button below & watch the 3 minute video.
enthuzed
Austarion Occupant
Posts: 3578
Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2004 1:21 pm
Location: Melborno
Contact:

Post by enthuzed »

Okay, had another look at the building pic, are their trees considered endangered and they're not allowed to remove them? Perhaps they realise that with the driving skills & great eyesight that many Chinese have (not) that the tree will inadvertently be removed anyway.... :roll:
Reduce fuel costs by 15-20% & cut emissions by 1/3rd...
Increase engine performance & prolong engine life...
How?
Click the website button below & watch the 3 minute video.
User avatar
Alspos
Flucking kwankers
Posts: 4107
Joined: Thu Jan 08, 2004 2:09 pm
Location: Melbourne
Contact:

Post by Alspos »

China is good at stuff like that. Tree in the way....just put a garden bed around it alnd the cars will avoid it.

Years ago I was travelling along a new freeway that was built near Tianjin and was wondering why all the traffic was slowing and changing lanes ahead. Not a broken down car but a power pole in the third lane of the 4 lane freeway. It had yellow stripes on it so people wouldn't run into it....funny stuff.
fugazi
Enthusiast
Posts: 716
Joined: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:30 pm
Location: Stockholm, Sweden
Contact:

Post by fugazi »

enthuzed wrote:...For example there's a Chinese restaurant in Heathmont called the "Shat Inn".
We got one called 'Tung Fat'... (Tung=swe for heavy)
Image
Gary
Big Dorifto
Posts: 70
Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2004 6:13 am
Location: Dallas
Contact:

Post by Gary »

crazy.
turbofusion
Lil' Dorifto
Posts: 48
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:18 pm
Location: Minnesota, USA
Contact:

Post by turbofusion »

Awesome. I'm moving to China in a few weeks and I know there will be daily picture opportunities. haha.

Here's one I got in 2007:
Image
User avatar
thrash
Austarion Occupant
Posts: 3028
Joined: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:09 pm
Location: Sydney, Australia

Post by thrash »

oh no.. you're leaving your staz behind?

see if you can locate a certain yellow starion in china :)
quest wrote:
WANTSOM wrote:Personally, I find sloppy boxes very unsatisfying. I like them tight and taught to the point that if you dont have to push to get it in then its probably too old and time to get a new one :P
don't try explaining that to her tho..... just leave. lol
turbofusion
Lil' Dorifto
Posts: 48
Joined: Thu Feb 02, 2006 2:18 pm
Location: Minnesota, USA
Contact:

Post by turbofusion »

Yep, I have a couple people who will be driving it while I'm gone. My dad and a friend who I know won't crash it, haha.
User avatar
Sargeant_Khan
Enthusiast
Posts: 673
Joined: Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:31 pm
Location: Ipswich

Post by Sargeant_Khan »

Yellow starion in china?
Image
PIZZA DELIVERY GUY....No more
Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests