Always wear your underware.

[panda]

True story

Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the local paper comes this story of a Brisbane couple who drove their car to ALDI, only to have their car break down in the carpark. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.

The RACQ mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

True story

[smodgee]

thats gold :beer

[redzone]

One must think her husband and the RACQ guy must have been similar looking in certain areas LOL

Either that or she hadn't "been there" for quite some time!

[OLD FART]

One must think her husband and the RACQ guy must have been similar looking in certain areas LOL
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^^^^^^^ I think Dave was tring to say that both of them were well endowed. :D