WHO WORKS IN THE AUTO PARTS OR TYRE INDUSTRY

iXNAY · Post by **iXNAY** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:53 pm

redzone wrote:
WANTSOM wrote:I'm good at making babies so if your wife needs to get pregnant and you are too busy at work or would rather spend your free time working on your Starion let me know and I'll drop round and fix her up for you. My rates are pretty reasonable and all major cards are accepted. Discounts are available for group purchases. :beer
i offer a similar service in the south east qld area, except i can work on the starion aswell, yep, thats right, i can service your woman AND YOUR CAR!

:pimp

LOL

thrash · Post by **thrash** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:24 am

wantsom.. redzone.. i would like to call on your services. I have some..friends.. who are in need of some servicing.. I'm sure they will pay you handsomely..

OLD FART · Post by **OLD FART** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 6:01 am

Looks like there is a "sloppy box "or two in that lot Greg rofl
PS Thrash you are a very very naughty boy this is not the kind of services we are looking for :x
PPS beauty may be only skin deep BUT ugly goes right thru to the bone

hoongirl · Post by **hoongirl** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:44 am

redzone wrote:i offer a similar service in the south east qld area, except i can work on the starion aswell, yep, thats right, i can service your woman AND YOUR CAR!

:pimp

rofl the perfect man

Website · Post by **WidebodyWoody** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:45 am

Be careful what you wish for dave and greg

rofl rofl

WANTSOM · Post by **WANTSOM** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:59 am

You guys are missing the point, Dave and I are offering to service YOUR wives. Are you posting up photos of your wives because if so I think you guys have the problem not Dave and me rofl

Website · Post by **WidebodyWoody** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:42 pm

No you see I have no problems servicing my own wife. See image for proof :)

I am simply stating that someone on here might have a wife as above, and well you can see why they can't service her hahaha.

anyway back on topic. I can also get good rates on security guards if anyone needs them. We will also be doing training in security, guns and tactical defense soon as well.

redzone · Post by **redzone** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:31 pm

WidebodyWoody wrote:Be careful what you wish for dave and greg

rofl rofl

happiness is but a light switch away

JD_Stazza_Brendan · Post by **JD_Stazza_Brendan** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:09 pm

I can make conveyor belt rollers
So if you happen to own a large coal mine or port, Im your man

iXNAY · Post by **iXNAY** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:19 pm

im an electrician so i can probably help with peoples wiring issues.

WANTSOM · Post by **WANTSOM** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 1:07 am

iXNAY... you ripper.

You have yourself a cashy in a few weeks time (4-6 weeks approx) if you want it. I need some additonal wiring and outlets in my garage which is going through a transformation/refit at the moment.

I work for Rexel Electrical Supplies (you have a branch in Bathurst) so I can get the cables/fittings at staff rates but I need a licenced sparky to do the wiring and connections. We will talk if you are OK spending a day down in Sydney (Parklea area). Will pay for fuel costs etc.

Also my sincere apologies to all for previously taking this thread off topic but hopefully we all had a bit of a giggle and a bit of fun. Dave and I were just being opportunistic LOL

Nice lady and bub Woody btw :)

iXNAY · Post by **iXNAY** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:43 am

WANTSOM wrote: I work for Rexel Electrical Supplies (you have a branch in Bathurst)

god the blokes that run the Bathurst store are hopeless - are you in a position that these guys can be sacked! this is not a joke - my work is forced to go through them cause they have a nation wide contract with them! the people that run our branch litterly are retards! :x

PM me some photos of your garage and your plans with where you want new outlets/fittings/etc... so i can see exactly what u want to get done!

coop1er · Post by **coop1er** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:46 pm

I'm a Motor Mechanic in Adelaide, so if anybody wants some work done or advice, I can help. Can also get some parts quite cheap.

www.18u · Post by **www.18u** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 3:15 pm

Well i am a Engine Reconditoner by trade. I am also a Scale Technician who specialises in diminsioning and checkweighing. Worked as a Technical Manager, on Fully automated freight sorting sytems for DHL Toll Priority and TNT. Basically anything Conveyors, Engines or Scales i'm your man

P.S Looking for a new job after being made redundant :(

redzone · Post by **redzone** » Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:38 am

WANTSOM wrote:iXNAY... you ripper.

Also my sincere apologies to all for previously taking this thread off topic but hopefully we all had a bit of a giggle and a bit of fun. Dave and I were just being opportunistic LOL

Nice lady and bub Woody btw :)

yes indeedy it was fun while it lasted, glad it's back on track now though, this thread is a good idea.

ps reading back my last post could come across as intended as a reply to woody's last one, hope it wasnt taken that way! have now edited for clarity..

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