What your car says about you/your lifestyle

[enthuzed]

This is stolen from another forum where it was stolen from another forum (I sure hope this isnt the original forum!)

What your car says about you... now updated, and the ones of relevance in bold

Audi TT - It's almost a Porsche

BMW 3 Series - Its got BMW badges... and its more common than melbourne police eating souvlaki
BMW M3 (17" DTMs & Remus Exhaust) I am a Monash/overseas business student
BMW 7 Series I enjoy fixing "accidental" scratches down the entire length of my car
BMW 850i I have so much money it literally makes people vomit spontaneously
BMW X5 - my car will never ever see dirt
BMW X5 - Divorced soccer mum

Chrysler PT Cruiser: All show no go
Chrysler PT Cruiser: Bling me up Scotty!

Daewoo Cielo: I fell in love with the dog on the ad, it's just a shame about the car...
Daewoo Lanos: Forgot about the dog, though the car unquestionably is it's by-product

Datsun 120Y: "Y" did I bother?
Datsun 120Y: I'm waay fast, takes me 17 seconds to hit 100.
Datsun 180B: The 180 problems is just a rumour
Datsun 200B: I bought a 180B with 20 more problems
Datsun Stanza: I knew it looked like a 1600 but I didnt know it was given all the crap bits

Ferrari: Yes I hire workshop space, what about it?
Fiat X-19 This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari

Ford Taurus I am sure this shape of car will catch on eventually
Ford Laser I don't have a choice
Ford Explorer Yes I know I put my life at risk every day but it makes things interesting...
Ford Festiva It's my girlfriend's car I swear I drive a 'sports car'
Ford Falcon 351 GT - I like people from the next suburb to know when I'm comin round
Ford Falcon XB-XF: If i've recently been driving i'm gunna be smelling of dog****, ok?
Ford Falcon XB-XF: "How many slabs you reckon the boot'll hold?"
Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like ****, goes like ****, but you just can't kill the barstard.
Ford Falcon EA: That rust is "speed rust"...reasoning; rust makes the car lighter which in theory should make the car quicker!
Ford AU Falcon: Built Ford Rough
Ford Mustang 1967: Classic, not plastic.
Falcon XR6 Turbo - I'm a VL turbo driver with too much cash
Ford Maveric: It's a Nissan... really it is

Honda NSX: I cannot get an erection
Honda Civic / Prelude with 17" rims: I have a switchblade in my sock
Honda Civic: Be original...just like your friends.

Holden Camira I happen to like the factory smoke option
Holden Camira So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don't owe money on it
Holden Sandman I saw Mad Max 367 times
Holden Berlina I am a very good Amway salesperson
Holden Statesman I am a pimp
Holden Commodore GTS-R I'm in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is a slow old codger
Holden Monaro 2002: I have NFI about cars, but all my revhead mates think I am a hero.
Holden Commodore VK: Come steal my car, it's not as if they key is any f@#%ing different
Holden Commodore VL: I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would laugh at me.
Holden Commodore VL: I like being reminded my"big Aussie six" is really a Skyline motor
Holden Commodore VL: I got this intercooler off a truck! Fully sick hey?
Holden VH-VL Commodore: You'd think my most valuable posession would not be easily stolen with a screwdriver wouldn't you?
Holden Commodore VN I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid an Adidas store
Holden VN Commodore - I have 13 kids and receive indigenous payouts from the government
Holden VS - Toyota Lexcen: Its a Commodore... no really it is.

Holden Commodore S: $8000 for spoilers is worth it I swear
Holden Astra Convertible: I'm an over paid sales woman with a wanky title like "Account Manager"
Holden Gemini: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Holden Gemini: Lebanese Porsche
Holden Gemini: Poor man's Commodore
Holden Camira: Poorer man's Gemini
Holden Sunbird: Public transport is quicker

Hummer H1: If I could wear this thing I'd be the happiest dude alive...

Hyundai Excel 1 I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Hyundai Excel 2 1 am a receptionist and this is my first car
Hyundai Excel: So what if it's not a real car? It has a nice stereo. No wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me!
Hyundai Excel: Im going to increase it's performance with a rear wing
Hyundai Excel: At least its a manual!
Hyundai Accent: - at least its not an Excel

HSV VT-VX Clubsport - I Just Wanted One... like 50,000 other people did
HSV Senator - I'm not a very good pimp (see Statesman)
HSV Statesman I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well

Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop 280
days a year
Jaguar XJS: Wait for it...yep all the warning lights are on again!

Jeep Wrangler: I'm not gay but my boyfriend is

Kia Rio: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
Kia Preggio: Wanna buy a really good HiFi system? Going cheap...

Lada Niva: I know it's the biggest bucket of automotive s*** but I own it
Lada Samara: You can fit your head in that panel gap!
Lamborghini Diablo: I only have one testicle

Mazda RX-7 I can't afford a Porsche
LMazda RX-2 I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty
Mazda RX-3 I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty
Mazda 323 4WD Turbo I wish I could afford a WRX
Mazda MX-5 I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler truck

Mercedes 500SL Stretched: I will beat your arse up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge
Mercedes-Benz A160: Look! it has Mercedes badges!
Mercedes E Class: My name can not easily be pronounced by anyone with English as a first language

MGB I am dating a mechanic
MGF I've just dumped a mechanic

Morris Mini I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off
Morris Marina What the hell was I thinking?

Mitsubishi Lancer GSR This is faster than a WRX, honest it is
Mitsubishi Magna I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns
Mitsubishi Sigma Grandpa's lost again
Mitsubishi Starion I don't know what it means either
Mitsubishi Starion The engrish transration never worked properry
Mitsubishi Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: Im hoping people wont know this isn't the 4WD Turbo version..

Niki 650 Too much vodka and one stupid idea!

Nissan EXA I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
Nissan Silvia/200sx: Those speed humps are too high in the Maccas car park
Nissan Silvia/200sx: Cars aren't my hobby, going to the EPA office is
Nissan R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think...
Nissan R31 Skyline: I wouldnt shitcan VL drivers but they are such wankers
Nissan R31 Skyline with big round taillights: Would you like pie plates with that?
Nissan R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well...
Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an original Nismo sticker!
Nissan R33 Skyline: I bought a skyline, hooray. What do you mean it is the slowest one?
Nissan R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo"
Nissan Skyline GTR I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like Jap
Superbikes
Subaru Impreza WRX I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like Jap Superbikes or GTRs

Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch ****
Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me

Range Rover Sport: I'm a conman or hitman, take your pick wiseguy

Saab 9000 Turbo - I'm in a mid life crisis and can't afford a WRX

Subaru Liberty I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu
Subaru Impreza RX : My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend its a Rex!
Subaru Impreza WRX: I am a herd animal

Suzuki Sierra with enormous wheels: I am a roadrage instigator, just f@#$%* try me!
Suzuki Sierra: I will start Year 11 this year
Suzuki Vitara: I will start Year 12 this year
Suzuki Mighty Boy: You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being greedy.
Suzuki Swift GTi: I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to R&B music
Suzuki Swift GTi: I can't wait to got off my "P" plates
Suzuki Swift Extreme: I'm too stingy to pay GTi insurance

Toyota Celica SX I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won the WRC, like on the ads
Toyota Tarago I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my car looks like a wombat
Toyota Corolla KE I have just graduated and have no credit rating
Toyota Corona I teach fourth grade special education
Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty
Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less.
Toyota Camry Wagon: I'm the new breed of volvo drivers
Toyota Hilux (with big FOX racing sticker) - I've never ridden a motorbike before but i think it would be fun
Toyota Lowlux - Totally defeats the purpose of a ute but my mates think I'm fully sick
Toyota Lexcen - Commodore look-a-like predominately owned by gay people

Toyota Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last week.
Toyota Prado - the women at child care laugh at my poor attempt at a Landcruiser
Toyota Landcruiser GXL - Soccer Mum
Toyota Landcruiser GXV - Rich soccer mum
Lexus LX470 - Richer soccer mum

Utes, HSV/SS/XR8: Whaddya mean utes are meant to carry tools? They'll scratch my tray!

Volkswagen Beetle I still watch Partridge Family re-runs
VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires
Volkswagen Kombi I am leading a militia to overthrow the government, and this is a car bomb.

Volvo 240: I should probably be back at the nursing home by now .... I smell like a public urinal and I play bingo of a Friday and Saturday night.

[enthuzed]

What, no comments on this? This is for entertainment only people, shit has been thrown at just about every type of car...serious advice here, don't take it seriously. :)

[Entaran]

Some of it was amusing but too much repetition. Like the author got bored halfway thru.

[Tamgesic]

I liked it

and here's what the guys making the stallions[ starions] would have called a skyline ....a skyrine ...sounds good yes?