What Cookie and I learned on the weekend

WANTSOM · Post by **WANTSOM** » Mon May 03, 2004 2:49 pm

Apparently "Fuck Off" now comes in a spray can.

Marie has it mixed in a spray bottle and just one squirt of it from her and we can just "fuck off" according to her. This, combined with her big stick, has one blue furry fella and me now very concerned for our safety. :o

So a warning to all, if you rile Marie she will hit you with a spray of her special brew and well, you can guess the rest.

Cookiemonster · Post by **Cookiemonster** » Mon May 03, 2004 3:07 pm

And it's strong stuff too. I caught just a whiff of it and I almost 'fucked off' right away.

Of course as soon as Marie came into the garage weilding a stick then I knew it was time to go home.

Camotec · Post by **Camotec** » Mon May 03, 2004 3:26 pm

oh come on, marie isn't that scary, she was nice enough to me, although i didn't give her any cheek. but she even spoke to me without smacking me around. woohoo!

:D

Black JA · Post by **Black JA** » Mon May 03, 2004 3:37 pm

who's marie? :roll:

WANTSOM · Post by **WANTSOM** » Mon May 03, 2004 4:07 pm

My wife, a wonderful sweet girl with a gentle nature. She owns a silver JA - GOTSOM.

She is a character!!! :)

Black JA · Post by **Black JA** » Mon May 03, 2004 4:36 pm

oh! cool... :D
wantsom, gotsome.....good stuff

decoy · Post by **decoy** » Mon May 03, 2004 4:45 pm

how much are these spray cans worth? i'll take 2!

WANTSOM · Post by **WANTSOM** » Mon May 03, 2004 6:11 pm

Um, you'll have to speak to the wife but dont hold your breath deecs, she is very proud of the fact she is a registered member on the forum and has "0" posts against her. says she's going for some kind of record but who knows :roll:

I'm trying to get rid of the stuff personally.

mrb1 · Post by **mrb1** » Mon May 03, 2004 7:08 pm

I want to make sure the "spray can" is empty before I come around again. Maybe you can hide it :D

merlin · Post by **merlin** » Mon May 03, 2004 10:17 pm

That stuffs not like the stuf the gypsies use to curse people?
you know, like causing warts and excessive facial hair?
brrrrrr! scary.
maybe better not come visit.

CussCuss · Post by **CussCuss** » Tue May 04, 2004 1:57 am

i know well enough not to piss her off.

scum · Post by **scum** » Tue May 04, 2004 8:28 pm

you need a can of 'make me' and an even bigger stick :D

decoy · Post by **decoy** » Wed May 05, 2004 3:19 am

scum wrote:you need a can of 'make me' and an even bigger stick :D

rofl

WANTSOM · Post by **WANTSOM** » Wed May 05, 2004 10:44 am

Hey Scumster,

You obviously havent tangled with my little girl. Oh well, life can be interesting. rofl

In my household fear is something that you learn to live with hehehehe

Cheers
Greg

Austarion

What Cookie and I learned on the weekend

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