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OLD FART
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Little old lady goes to doctor & says she has a problem with gas but it doesen't bother her much as her farts never smell and are silent & confides in the doctor that she has fluffed at least 6 times& he has not noticed
Doctor gives her a script 4 some pills & tells her 2 come back next week
when she comes back she says "doctor I don't know what was in those pills you gave me but now my farts stink to high heaven"
Doctor says thats good we've cleaned up your sinuses now lets see what we can do to fix up your hearing
I've had mine since 03 07 92
85 JB 2323cc DOHC 4G63
THE OLDER I GET THE FASTER I WAS
GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL
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True story but you changed the name to protect the innocent :wink: :D
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Alspos wrote:True story but you changed the name to protect the innocent :wink: :D
I plead the 5th amendment :)
I've had mine since 03 07 92
85 JB 2323cc DOHC 4G63
THE OLDER I GET THE FASTER I WAS
GROWING OLD IS MANDATORY GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL
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