Austarion

me and lukian ("fryman") have come together to offer one "lucky" person the chance to own (or even rent if you cant afford the sale price), his mum.

She has high milage, this is certainly a rock that has picked up a lot of moss on it's way down the hill, keep in mind that the price does not cover the forklift to move her anywhere. Slight damage both inside and out however she does occasionaly clean and walk and at least appears to be somewhat working.

We are offering her for just $5, this includes sucky sucky and all other priviledges.

Posting up here we hope to find a buyer, as starions and lukian's mum have much in common, you can even do bog laps riding lukians mum in the cafe strip of your choice.

PM for pics.

ill validate this.. its a sale sale sale :)

Special price on sundays, and if you pay cash ;-) we will throw toms mum and sisters in for free. this polish sensation can be all yours for one LOW special price ;)

if you can throw in your sister fryman an money back warrenty on some lesbo action consider it sold.

do you have any pics of the selected items for sale?
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Iolite vaporizer

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nomis wrote:do you have any pics of the selected items for sale?

rofl

I'm pretty sure you won't want to see them, just look at the starting bid and you get an idea :D

I think I got 50 cents lying around somewhere.

rofl

pussy's pussy :beer
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Volcano Digital Vaporizer

"every hole's a goal" rofl

$5.50, willing to go more if needed

can they cook and clean - if yes bid is $5.51

come on guys, 5c bid incriments only, don't forget you are bidding on QUALITY.

its the holladays $6.50

pics to tristansalter@hotmail.com :pimp

Hell, if we are going to have a bid, post the pics here.