Austarion

This is his ad, almost too funny for words:

YES, PRICE IS $47,950 (not typo), Collectors note: RARE! Showroom condition, suit investor/collector, as new throughout, 2nd ever owner purchased in 1987, always garaged, serviced every 5000kms (whether needed it or not!), and meticulously maintained, fresh 2ltr motor/water-cooled turbo traveled only 3100kms (all receipts), 5 speed manual, twin variable turbo boost control, professionally tinted windows, leather seats, remote keyless entry/alarm, cruise control, power windows, Eurovox am/fm/cd 10 stacker, 4x new speakers, fresh duco, optional brand new 17" rims and low profile tyres $1650 extra (original alloy rims/new tyres come with vehicle), new front bushes, all mechanicals A1! Not a cent to spend, a pleasure to drive... smooth, powerful yet economical 9.5-10ltr/100km town cycle. Reluctant though not urgent sale - must go to right owner - you have always wanted the best, you know who you are! Please call or SMS the word "Starion" to mobile 0414 721 563 and call shall be returned. Please, only serious buyers.


First of all, $48K and I have to pay extra for wheels !!!
Not a cent to spend ( good because whoever buys it will have none left )
Its not even original - repainted
Boy racer gear knob
Aftermarket speakers in door trims
If he's getting 9-10 litres per 100 k's I want what he's smokin
Must go to right owner ( yes somebody with sever frontal lobe damage )
I know you guys dont like flaming people who try to sell stuff but come on
you gotta agree this is hillarious
rofl rofl rofl

Actually, I find the ad annoying due to it's asking price!! :x

I think his wife should slap him with a reality check! From memory, the wife was the reason why he listed the car in the first place some years ago... :x

Vulpes wrote: Must go to right owner ( yes somebody with sever frontal lobe damage )

rofl good one haha.
Yeah that add has been up for ages. it used to be 16,000 which was ridiculous

JDSTAZ45 wrote:Actually, I find the ad annoying due to it's asking price!! :x

I think his wife should slap him with a reality check! From memory, the wife was the reason why he listed the car in the first place some years ago... :x

HAHA "...yes dear I do have it for sale , but I haven't had many enquiries yet..."

where is the add posted????

what a dick

who cant get 10L per 100km from a starion driven sensibly??


i got 7.8 from my widey on the trip back from sydney!

Who drives a starion sensibly ?

Flav still selling cars?

Vulpes wrote:Who drives a starion sensibly ?

even getting my car sideways almost every time i drive it i can get 10L per 100k LOL

Well if it ever sells for that NASA-based price, a crap JA will then be worth $10,000.
Like it's gonna happen for this guy any time soon...tell him he's dreamin...