ROFL! At least i can take a corner fast, my car, not being as boxy as yours, has some half decent HANDLING MODS, now you guys wouldnt know about this because no half ass in the world would bother making a performance mod for a starion....
So i can now go and take my corners nice and fast, unlike you guys, who couldnt take a corner fast if your life depended on it.
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hahahhaAussieFella wrote:At least i can take a corner fast, my car, not being as boxy as yours
hahahAHAHAHAHAH, has some half decent HANDLING MODS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHnow you guys wouldnt know about this because no half ass in the world would bother making a performance mod for a starion....
HAHAHAHAHAHAH STOP IT! STOP IT! YOUR KILLING ME! HAHAHAHAHAHSo i can now go and take my corners nice and fast, unlike you guys, who couldnt take a corner fast if your life depended on it.
clearly magna's are purpose built perfomance cars, thats why my auntie takes her kids to school in one, you know, just in case she comes across a fully sik corner and uses her half decent handling mods she bought from pedders 14 point inspection recomendation.
one day you will learn what a sports car is... i hope! man i'm glad they race FWD's imagine how they would corner with RWD :S lucky they don't try racing sports cars now that would be slow. I heard they're converting formula 1 to front wheel drive as the next evolution to make them corner better. big wheels up front little out back, would look cooler too.
P.S. i have nothing against magnas, just this tosser that happens to own one.
one day you will learn what a sports car is... i hope! man i'm glad they race FWD's imagine how they would corner with RWD :S lucky they don't try racing sports cars now that would be slow. I heard they're converting formula 1 to front wheel drive as the next evolution to make them corner better. big wheels up front little out back, would look cooler too.
P.S. i have nothing against magnas, just this tosser that happens to own one.
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if a half ass wouldn't even make a mod for this car, what do you call a guy trying to look for parts from one?AussieFella wrote:now you guys wouldnt know about this because no half ass in the world would bother making a performance mod for a starion...
your words not mine kid.
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After looking at your site on cardomain, I see you have made some excellent performance mods, those floor mats and seat covers will help you corner very well, I reckon you could take a 45 degree bend at 30km/h with minimal slippage. What mods do you have planned next? I hear the Hello Kitty seatbelt pads are good for an extra 20hp, that'll bring the magna up to.. err.. 20hp?AussieFella wrote:ROFL! At least i can take a corner fast, my car, not being as boxy as yours, has some half decent HANDLING MODS, now you guys wouldnt know about this because no half ass in the world would bother making a performance mod for a starion....
So i can now go and take my corners nice and fast, unlike you guys, who couldnt take a corner fast if your life depended on it.
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And this is his most awesome handling ride. Cute puppy.
Fully customised with automatic transmission.
Excellent handling seat covers.
Whoops.. forgot to scrub out the number plate.
Apparently those driving lights took 5 hours to install.
And a quote from his site - "Its a great car and goes pretty hard for a 4 cylinder."
"The engine is a 2.6 litre Astron 2 carb motor." So stand back everyone.
Fully customised with automatic transmission.
Excellent handling seat covers.
Whoops.. forgot to scrub out the number plate.
Apparently those driving lights took 5 hours to install.
And a quote from his site - "Its a great car and goes pretty hard for a 4 cylinder."
"The engine is a 2.6 litre Astron 2 carb motor." So stand back everyone.
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nah, i get where he's coming from... i''d be mighty pissed if i drove a magna...
but obviously i don't get whats so hi-po about a family car :?
maybe i'm not fully sik enough? :roll:
but don't worry everyone, i'm heading down to 'supercheap' today to get some wicked magna hubcaps, LED window washer nozzels, some ill fitting seat covers (maybe with dragons on them) plastic floor mats and an Xtreme steering wheel cover. then i'm gunna remove my 4g63 and put in a 2.6l na astron, drill holes in my struts (to get that magna handling) squish my car into some form of magna-esk super wiked sik racing family car shape and do 500 laps of the main street trying to pick up teenage girls... :pimp then i'll be the shit...
oh sorry i almost forgot. i'll go onto a forum and insult people that are offering me help and be arrogant just for kicks, when i get a little bit of shit for it i'll say "yo' fuck y'all biatchs" and make out like i'm the victim...
if you enter a community (which we are) and are rude to people trying to help you, you can't expect to be welcomed... and lets get real about this... you drive a common as family car FWD that at the best of times couldn't turn the head of the fattest bus station skank (not that we have starions for that reason...well... maybe thats why i have one but anyway)
so come on down next time theres a track day and show us how HI-PO your magda schbanski is.
have fun and remember; you can never have to much chrome or neons
but obviously i don't get whats so hi-po about a family car :?
maybe i'm not fully sik enough? :roll:
but don't worry everyone, i'm heading down to 'supercheap' today to get some wicked magna hubcaps, LED window washer nozzels, some ill fitting seat covers (maybe with dragons on them) plastic floor mats and an Xtreme steering wheel cover. then i'm gunna remove my 4g63 and put in a 2.6l na astron, drill holes in my struts (to get that magna handling) squish my car into some form of magna-esk super wiked sik racing family car shape and do 500 laps of the main street trying to pick up teenage girls... :pimp then i'll be the shit...
oh sorry i almost forgot. i'll go onto a forum and insult people that are offering me help and be arrogant just for kicks, when i get a little bit of shit for it i'll say "yo' fuck y'all biatchs" and make out like i'm the victim...
if you enter a community (which we are) and are rude to people trying to help you, you can't expect to be welcomed... and lets get real about this... you drive a common as family car FWD that at the best of times couldn't turn the head of the fattest bus station skank (not that we have starions for that reason...well... maybe thats why i have one but anyway)
so come on down next time theres a track day and show us how HI-PO your magda schbanski is.
have fun and remember; you can never have to much chrome or neons
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