Austarion

Couldnt believe it.
I own two JA's one jap version one oz version.
But sent the first into a tree sideways.
So I bought the second and have plans to repair the first.
Both sit in my driveway. But someone who would like
an exhaust pipe shoved up his tail pipe has gone and
done more damage to my luvly car during the night.
The only damage done to the car before hand was all on
one side. The other looked smik. I drool looking at the good
side. But as I was saiding, someone has gone and kicked in the
back rear quarter panel and used something to leever the front
quarter panel and keyed the back hatch.

My beautiful staz desecrated.

If it is regular then:
Camera
Pay a mate of yours to stay up all night and watch in the dark
Most bums will do this quite cheaply.

If it was random then:

1. get big dog
2. put car in garage


Could of just been a bunch of wanky drunk teens who randomly walked past, saw the bad side, thought it was a wreck and decided to break stuff. There are lots of people out there with sub-50 IQ's.

Bastards, this sounds like someone on a get square. They targeted the car. Time to get squarer.

:glare:

oh man, that would be a good way to fcuk up the rest of the week.. :glare:

yegh, sorry matt, that was me, i pulled into your driveway lastnight and ran into it so i took off really fast so you wouldnt know it was me :D

on another note, some bastard dented the side of my corona :x

dargo wrote: done more damage to my luvly car during the night.

My beautiful staz desecrated.

stay in the car overnight with a baseball bat......

Hey Scumster, how do you dent glass. I've made a dent in more than a few Corona's over my lifetime but never on the side.

:P

simple, get a gardenvac and put it in 'blow' mode, get a bit of 100mm or so steel tube and gaff that to the end, it needs to be 4 or so meters long. build a fire over the other side of the tube and light it. wait for it to get some red glowing things happening then zip tie the trigger of the garden vac 'on'. you will now notice the center of your fire is white and it is hard to get near it. pile on HEAPS of wet leaves and smother the fire, totally, make it go out. now stand back while it builds heat. once it gets there it will very quickly burn all the leaves inside and the whole heap will collapse with a 'woof' and send out a huge heat wave that will burn your face off. you now have a fire that is so damn hot when u throw a corona in there it will melt like plastic. even throw in a star picket and watch that sucker melt like wax! the best thing I have found is a shock absorber, make sure it points AWAY from your house and stand back, after a huge bang you will see the rod disappear over the horizon :D (if your house has been hit with a smoldering cordia strut top, it wasn’t me) have fun and don’t burn anything your not supposed to. like an entire forest. BTW, this fire will burn everything, even a tree you just cut down seconds be4. gives you an idea of what you turbo does for ya, see, it IS educational!! :D

For even more added fun , try THERMITE. (Aluminium & iron oxide (rust) powder). Just get a decent amount of this stuff and light it with a strip of burning magnesium on top of your enemy's bonnet. It will burn through the bonnet , through the cylinder head and through the block , into the ground. This stuff was used many aeons ago to weld lengths of railway track together.

thank fcuk u guys arn't my enemies! or know where i live! hehe... adel is only a decoy ;)

Powerslave wrote:For even more added fun , try THERMITE. (Aluminium & iron oxide (rust) powder). Just get a decent amount of this stuff and light it with a strip of burning magnesium on top of your enemy's bonnet. It will burn through the bonnet , through the cylinder head and through the block , into the ground. This stuff was used many aeons ago to weld lengths of railway track together.

Thank god for the Jollyrodger and the afterschool chemistry club! Also an excellent way of relieving pay phones of excess change i hear... :P

a guy i went to school with made key moulds and somehow glued the stuff together in the shape of a key with the strip of mag stuff hanging out the back. just stick it in the lock and light it up :D

i think we were all cunning buggers when we were younger. my 6th form chemistry project was on fireworks, i made 1kg of black power, 100g of which was used for my project... 900g used for mischief :)

haha.. yeah.. loved making the napalm and going round west auckland setting shit on fire (not houses.. :? )
also used to sell potassium nitrate in bulk from out the back of the school lunch room.. :)