Austarion

Just going over my ctp insurer , and found something that may make a few people smile :

WE WILL NOT PAY BENEFITS IF :

1 .....
2 ....
3 ........
4 The injury was caused by revolution , war ,(wether declared or not), acts of a foreign enemy , military coup, radioactivity or the use,existence or escape of nuclear fuel, nuclear material or waste , or the action of nuclear fission including detonation of any nuclear weapon, biological , viral , germ, chemical or poisonous pollutant or contaminent or any looting or rioting following these circumstances.

rofl rofl rofl

Hehe thats like Microsoft Windows License Agreement:

"Not to be used to control nuclear power stations, Weapon Control or by any organisation bigger than us that if all hell breaks loose they will kick our bums and we will go into liquidation" or somthing to that effect.

radioactivity or the use,existence or escape of nuclear fuel, nuclear material or waste

Wonder who insured the DeLorian in Back to the Future then! :D

LOL i think that baby had a few too many mods for insurance :P

and remember people, your insurance is invalid on race tracks. :( :x

so, my experiments at creating nuclear fusion in mar car are out??? thats a bummer

does that include water to hydrogen ectrosis cells?

hehe *BOOM!*

scum wrote:does that include water to hydrogen ectrosis cells?

nope :) get crackin!

CussCuss wrote:and remember people, your insurance is invalid on race tracks. :( :x

Except if you specifically insure it for that...
But the people who offer that kind of insurance will generally only offer if they know who you are. :)