Austarion

Ill try keep it simple-I raced a wrx when driving to work,at the end of our little drag race i was in front by 1 car length,round about ahead,so we could go no further,i turned left he went straight,later my car sounded like a wrx engine literraly,it wa mad as,But i had massive knocking noises in my engine,At first i thought i blew a turbo,or zorst man gasket,or muffler.

Any way parked car went to work,all day i thought what the hell was that knocking.
Description of engine characteristics-engine idling perfect,engine revved smotthly.i was baffled.Anyway went home open hood,max speed of car at that time 60 kms.More was not posssible.5 cent hole,iol everywhere,took rocker cover off,FOUND fault-cylinder number 1 intake and exaoust rocker gear arms where shatted,the bit that contacts the cam,So bassically i had a dead cylinder,anyway i replaced my rocker gear ,i took my rocker gear from my colt cordia turbo engine,just to let you know the new ste of rocker gear is not jet valved type,so nothing will open my jet valves now,i blocked the egr port thing,so now my head is 8 valve operation.,bolt it on clearences done,Perfect all in 1 hour.

Listen up-Off all the performance testing ive done,drag racing,street racing,4 dynos,and some more racing and hi boost applications,what broke 2 MEASLY rocker arm ends.

See it just shows how bullet proof jet valved heads are and my g62 engine,I can tell you right now theres no way in hell i wouldve botherd doing rocker gear swap on a vr4,TWICE the trouble.

PS-I have a wrx under my belt.So dont get p....d

Cliff notes: My car rules and I am a tool.

Thanks for that roger, your exploits continue to amaze all of us.

Roger, it is sad to say that you haven't changed a bit. Not only some of your posts, but look at your signature and location. But have to admit you have gotten slightly better

To make you happy widebody i have changed my location and signature,expect anything.

Can you stop telling us about your car and take interest in some other peoples achievements?

Can we expect that?

PS-I have a wrx under my belt.So dont get p....d

So your now calling your sausage a WRX???
I bet you could "beat" a 14 sec time



...........I got a limo under by belt

Cliff notes: My car rules and I am a tool.

LOL

gotrice? wrote:

PS-I have a wrx under my belt.So dont get p....d

So your now calling your sausage a WRX???
I bet you could "beat" a 14 sec time



...........I go a limo under by belt

Cliff notes: My car rules and I am a tool.

LOL

LOL LOL LOL LOL
thats gold gotrice

i trully believe you roger, I think you did beat a Subaru RX, your fully sick pimped out cordia must have passed the RX and you mistaken saw it as a WRX, you were probably looking to hard at your boyfriend to notice.

P.S I'm glad he's back, now I don't get picked on.

Dave

its great when hes back, we have some one to bag out over a few drinks eh JD :P

madeofmilo wrote:i trully believe you roger, I think you did beat a Subaru RX, your fully sick pimped out cordia must have passed the RX and you mistaken saw it as a WRX, you were probably looking to hard at your boyfriend to notice.

P.S I'm glad he's back, now I don't get picked on.

Dave

You wish it was a RX,but noooo sunshine this was a pure turbo frontmount,lowerd,bov wrx.

fr335tyl3r wrote:its great when hes back, we have some one to bag out over a few drinks eh JD :P

cheers to that
:beer

I believe that he did pass a WRX. Could have even been the most done up one in the whole world.

Only thing is the guy wasn't racing, he was either just cruising along, thinking what a tool. Or the most likely scenario, it was parked. :beer

WidebodyWoody wrote:I believe that he did pass a WRX. Could have even been the most done up one in the whole world.

Only thing is the guy wasn't racing, he was either just cruising along, thinking what a tool. Or the most likely scenario, it was parked. :beer

Oh no,you dont have start the not racing/parked theory,cos your wrong,were you there,NO,so.accept it.

PS.. did I mention I was a tool?

i guess thats the problem roger, none of us were there so you could make up any story you like.

Can you make your next hit novel about you racing a ferrari enzo?
Your stories are like "choose your own adventure"

except in your case every choice leads us to the conclusion your a dickhead.

Dave

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the twelf day of Christmas my stock cordia beat:

12 stealth bommers
11 scud misilles
10 drag racers
9 Evo IX’s
8 WRX’s
7 V8 turbos
6 Nissan Skylines
5 Ferraris
4 riced up lancers
3 Hyundai Sprints
2 mack trucks
And a clapped out hippie combie