Austarion

stolen from skylines australia

BMW M3 (17" DTMs & Remus Exhaust): I am a Curtin / UWA / ECU overseas business student
BMW 7 Series: I enjoy fixing "accidental" scratches down the entire length of my car
BMW 850i: I have so much money it literally makes people vomit spontaneously
Honda NSX: I cannot get an erection
Morris Mini: I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off
Mitsubishi Magna: I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns
Holden Commodore VL: I like being reminded my” big Aussie six" is really a Skyline motor
Suzuki Swift GTi: I can't wait to got off my "P" plates
Mazda RX-7: I can't afford a Porsche
Mazda RX-2: I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty
Mazda RX-3: I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty
Holden Sandman: I saw Mad Max 367 times
Holden Berlina: I’m a very good Amway salesperson
Holden Statesman: I’m a pimp
Holden Statesman HSV: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Holden Commodore GTS-R: I'm in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is a slow old codger
Volkswagen Kombi: I'm leading a militia to overthrow the government, and this is a car bomb.
Toyota Corona: I teach fourth grade special education
Holden Gemini: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Nissan Skyline GTR: I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like Jap Super bikes
Subaru Impreza WRX: I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like Jap Super bikes or GTRs
Mazda 323 4WD Turbo: I wish I could afford a WRX
Mitsubishi Lancer GSR: This is faster than a WRX, honest it is
Toyota Celica SX: I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won the WRC, like on the ads
Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims): I enjoy having people slow to 60kph when I pull up behind them
Suzuki Sierra: I will start Year 11 this year
Suzuki Vitara: I will start Year 12 this year
Nissan EXA: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Toyota Corolla KE: I have just graduated and have no credit rating
Hyundai Excel 1: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Hyundai Excel 2: I'm a receptionist and this is my first car
Ford Taurus: I'm sure this shape of car will catch on eventually
Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family re-runs
Toyota Tarago: I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my car looks like a wombat
Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days a year
Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
Lamborghini Diablo: I only have one testicle
Fiat X-19: This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari
Mercedes 500SL Stretched: I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge
Mazda MX-5: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler truck
MGB: I am dating a mechanic
MGF: I've just dumped a mechanic
Mitsubishi Starion: I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
Holden Commodore VN: I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid an Adidas store
Honda Civic / Prelude with 17" DTMs: I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch ****
Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Subaru Liberty: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu
Camira: So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don't owe money on it
1967 Mustang: Classic, not plastic.
Impreza WRX: I’m a herd animal
Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less.
Honda Civic: Be original... Just like your friends.
VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires (see Audi 90)
Hyundai Excel: I'm going to increase it's performance with a rear wing
Toyota Camry Wagon: I'm the new breed of Volvo drivers
2002 Monaro: I have no idea about cars, but all my rev head mates think I am a hero.
Ford Laser: I don't have a choice
351 GT: I like people from the next suburb to know when I'm coming around
Suzuki GTi: I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to R&B music
Mercedes-Benz A160: Look! It has Mercedes badges!
Hyundai Accent: At least it's not an Excel
Commodore VK: Come steal my car, it's not as if the key's any ****ing different
Commodore VL: I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would laugh at me.
Suzuki Mighty Boy: You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being greedy.
Subaru Impreza RX: My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend it's a Rex!
Suzuki Swift Extreme: I'm too stingy to pay GTi insurance
Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty
Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: I'm hoping people won’t know this isn't the 4WD Turbo version..
Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like ****, goes like ****, but you just can't kill the *******.
Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an original Nismo sticker!
R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think..
R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well...
R33 Skyline: I bought a skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the slowest one?
R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo"
Hyundai Excel: So what if it's not a real car? It has a nice stereo. No wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me!
VH-VL commodore: You'd think my most valuable possession would not be easily stolen with a screwdriver wouldn't you?
Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last week.
Holden VN Commodore: I have 13 kids and receive indigenous payouts from the government
Saab 9000 Turbo: I'm in a mid life crisis and can't afford a WRX
Mercedes E Class: My name can not easily be pronounced by anyone with English as a first language
Ford Maveric: It's a Nissan... really it is
Toyota Hilux (with big FOX racing sticker): I've never ridden a motorbike before but I think it would be fun
Toyota Prado: The women at child care laugh at my poor attempt at a land cruiser
VT-VX Clubsport: I Just Wanted One... like 50,000 other people did
HSV Senator: I'm not a very good pimp (see statesman)
Falcon XR6 Turbo: I'm a VL turbo driver with too much cash
Commodore S: $8000 for spoilers is worth it, I swear
Astra Convertible: I'm an over paid sales woman with a wanky title like "Account Manager"
Toyota Lowlux: Totally defeats the purpose of a Ute but my mates think I’m fully sick
Ford AU Falcon: Built Ford Rough
BMW X5: My car will never ever see dirt
BMW 3 Series: It's got BMW badges... and its more common than Melbourne police eating souvlaki
Audi TT: It's almost a Porsche...


Starion: i could afford it at the time, but can't afford to keep it running

i was surprised when i actually came across starion in the list lol..


Mitsubishi Starion: I don't know what it means either

rofl

Starion: It's not -always- broken, really.

Honda Civic: Be original... Just like your friends

Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like ****, goes like ****, but you just can't kill the *******.

are they suggesting that EA's are reliable or unbreakable???

God my friends has had like 2 or 3 rebuilds in a year and still smokes and runs crap, no-one can figure out why, he spent twice of its value on it and he paid 4.5k for it.

He ended up buying a AU XR6 ute for some consistancy.

My mates wants one, I fail to see why.

what???? no sigmas???

fuck i drive my sigma hard it is such a bucket of gutless shit but i still love it :)

Wouldnt mind doing one of those road warrior falcons :) too bad wenever got them in the states.

I look after my sigma hehe its definatly gutless as shit tho.

Does your sigma roll like crazy, my old one used to go all over the show with a little play of the steering wheel.

my mate bought a nice new car, then he bought a shed to put it in.

i bought a nice new shed, then i bought a car to put in it.

GO STARION GO!!!....... Please?..... well if you wont go at least DO something...... pop the headlights up?... WOW!, it did it!! now down.... no, both of them.... together..... nu, that one is still up a bit.... nope, the left one aint moveing at all now.... how about.. hold on, the button fell off.....

LOL scum!!!!!!!



My sigma has Sports suspension and stabliser bars from the factory, she handles nicely, just has heavy steering with no PS.

I had a sigma once..... once!